Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Beyonce And Her Mom's Fashion Line Fails At Walmart

"Miss Tina" Is A Miss

For years bloggers have facetiously renamed the fashion line belonging to Beyonce and her mom Tina Knowles, from House of Dereon to House of Derriere. Knowles senior took the line to Walmart recently and it has ended in disaster.

Several weeks after Walmart began stocking the line in its stores, sales have been so poor, the American retailer has placed the pieces on the clearance rack, retailing for $4.00 to $7.00. I kid you not. I saw it with my own eyes. They do not do this with best sellers. They do this with the stuff they can't sell and want off the shelves, to make space for merchandise people will actually pay regular price for.

Beyonce Knowles

I can see why the public didn't snap up the clothes from the aforementioned clothing line, as they are unattractive, unfashionable and poorly made, using substandard material. Years ago, the New York Post, called Tina Knowles' designs Versace rip-offs made with cheap material. The Knowles don't have a knack for fashion. Why they haven't come to this realization is anyone's guess.

RELATED ARTICLES

Beyonce Steals Again But This Time From Sam Cooke, En Vogue & A European Artist

Beyonce Knowles Settles Copyright Infringement Case

Producer: Beyonce Stole Credit For Bootylicious

Beyonce Keeps Stealing From The Braxton Family

Beyonce Sued For Racketeering

Jay-Z And Mary J. Blige Sued For Stealing Song

Stars And Satan

Jay-Z, Beyonce, Rihanna And The Occult - Part 1

Butt Shaking Beyonce Strikes Again

You're Only As Good As Your Last Hit

The U.S. Economy Hits Another Massive Decline Under Obama's Watch


Barack Obama

Financial data released this week reveals, the U.S. economy has hit another wall, plunging deeper into difficulty. Unemployment has sharply risen again, the dollar has fallen in the world against other currencies it once dominated, the national deficit continues to climb to alarming levels, foreclosures are up and home values are so far down, they have become worse than Great Depression levels. That is not a good financial profile.

In response to the bad financial news this week, President Obama stated the nation had hit a bump in the road to recovery. No, that wasn't a bump. That was a sinkhole. It happened due to your administration's financial policies that are not working.

The national numbers painfully and irrefutably indicate, President Obama has failed to fix or stem, the significant problems plaguing the U.S. economy. America cannot take 5 and ½ more years of this current path - via a reelection - or the economy will hit the point of no return.

In fact, mainstream newspapers are openly stating the continued poor state of the economy will destroy Obama's reelection bid. He is refusing to change course, while people are suffering due to the economy, with things getting worse, not better.

Regrettably, President Obama has ignored sound advice and serious warnings on the economy, opting to spend and borrow massive sums of money the nation cannot afford. He has also pledged billions America cannot afford, for foreign regimes, some of which have dangerous ties.

Rather than taking the principled and proven financial path the Judiciary Report recommended, consisting of sensible budget cuts, increasing exports and a small 5% tax increase on the nation's rich, Obama has borrowed and spent enormous, head spinning sums of money, more than any other president in U.S. history. Why did he do this.

President Obama has refused to listen to logic or follow the principles of sound economics. Once again, you cannot spend your way out of debt. You have to be diligent, disciplined, work within what you have and make sacrifices.

I know of what I speak in the matters of finance. I was the first one to predict the current financial crisis in 2006 on the Sound Off Column and in the article Judiciary Report article How George Bush Destroyed The U.S. Economy. I retained my view, never wavering, even in the face of former President Bush, publicly insisting the economy is strong and nothing is wrong, then scampering out of office under a cloud of shame and failure.

In 2008, the world saw that Bush had been lying about the economy and I was proven correct in my claims. Yes, I have websites read by many, but I am an everyday person that has been out there with the public, hearing people's concerns and writing about my own experiences. I am not an out of touch bureaucrat living the champagne lifestyle, as quite a few in Washington due, unaware of what is truly happening in the world among the poor and middle class.

Where Bush made this mess, Obama is spreading it with unprecedented spending that is of a fruitless nature. His job creation plan failed miserably, as I warned in advance it would (Obama Calls For Job Summit). Just as I had predicted, stimulus money was later indiscriminately doled out to companies and organizations, with no proper oversight to make sure the money was spent wisely, to create the maximum number of jobs.

There are many instances of gross waste and largesse, regarding stimulus funds. For example, in one case, a stimulus recipient, received $750,000 in taxpayer money to employ people and only created TWO JOBS with said funds. If someone gave me $750,000 I could create 40-60 jobs of varying incomes. How said company only managed to create TWO JOBS is beyond me. This pattern repeated itself, because of poor government oversight.

One also cannot expect to have a thriving economy, when you look the other way to criminals in the marketplace, because they are your campaign donors and Obama has done just that. Said criminals are doing damage to the U.S. economy every day. America’s poor and middle class are being defrauded, robbed and gouged by people in the corporate sector who have no business being there. Obama, like Bush, refuses to lock them up and to the public's detriment.

While there are successful companies in corporate America, working hard and genuinely contributing to the economy. There are also ponzi schemers, fraudsters, thieves and fakes, who do not belong in the corporate structure, as their main course of business is robbing people and engaging in scams.

It is not right that the poor and middle class be robbed and gouged to underwrite the lavish lifestyles of corporate criminals, who are a disgrace to the business sector. As long as said criminals remain in the corporate sector, the U.S. economy will not recover. The government needs to separate the wheat from the chaff or the entire financial crop will continue to be destroyed.

RELATED ARTICLES

Canada's Economy Is Outpacing America

U.S. Economy Continues To Worsen As Not Enough Jobs Are Being Created

The Economy Has Become A Free For All For Corporate Criminals

FBI Knew About Mortgage Problems From 2004

If Obama Had Ended The Wars And Not Started Another One...

GDP Data Shows The Recovery Failed

Joe Biden: We Can't Replace The 8 Million Jobs Lost

The Benefits Of Government Cost Cutting

Gallup: Unemployment Higher Than Obama Admitting

The Government Was Complicit In R. Allen Stanford's Crimes

S.E.C. Ignored Warnings About Madoff

Madoff’s Madness

STORY SOURCE

Economy may doom Obama '12

Limousine liberals? Number of government-owned limos has soared under Obama

Bad Unemployment Numbers Could Cost Obama His Job

U.S. Economy Continues To Worsen As Not Enough Jobs Are Being Created

Obama will face a much tougher election in 2012

Obama faces more bad economic news

Obama's Re-election Campaign Dogged by Poor Jobs Report

Struggling US economy boding badly for Obama's re-election bid in 2012

House Republicans slam White House over jobs report

Romney Says Struggling Economy Will Cost Obama the White House

Is Obama committing tax fraud?

Obama's economic nightmare

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Paris Hilton's New Reality Show Is Bombing


Paris Hilton

Socially irresponsible timewaster, Paris Hilton, is said to be miffed that her new reality show, "The World According To Paris Hilton" is bombing. She thought it would be a major hit, but it has been anything but a ratings magnet. Current ratings peg the show at 400,000 viewers, which is less than what quite a few blogs pull in online.

What viewers have been doing during Paris Hilton's show...sleeping

Hilton, who just turned 30, is still struggling to find her niche, but due to lack of acting or singing ability, her career in Hollywood has been on a downward spiral. She has expensive tastes and has been living the high life in Hollywood, with mostly merchandising income to support her extravagance. To make matters worse, her grandfather, head of the Hilton chain of hotels, disinherited her and her parents just took out a $10,000,000 line of credit against their Bel Air home.

RELATED ARTICLES

Barbara Walters To Paris Hilton: Stop Being So Superficial

The Hilton Family Has Serious Physical Abuse Issues

Smug Paris Hilton Pleads Guilty In Court

If Paris Hilton Were Not Famous

Paris Hilton's Parents Disappointed In Her

Paris Hilton Detained In Japan Over Cocaine

Paris Hilton Still Partying

STORY SOURCE

Paris Hilton Reportedly Peeved About Reality Show Ratings

Monday, May 30, 2011

Obama's Internet Intimidator Sure Chose A Funny Name


Barack Obama

Due to the forthcoming 2012 election, U.S. President, Barack Obama, recently appointed, Jesse Lee, as a internet media representative, to tackle unflattering stories on the blogs and social networking sites, in open contradiction to the First Amendment of the United States Constitution.

Jesse Lee posing with his wife (he looks stoned)

Lee opened a Twitter page and proceeded to tweet a not so cute picture of the "Terminator" from the famous film series, proclaiming this is who he shall be to bloggers that write negative stories about the president. Bring it!

Dude had the gall to tweet a picture of Nancy Pelosi, I mean, the Terminator, trying to scare people

But correct me if I'm wrong, didn't the Terminator get his butt handed to him, when he was unceremoniously dropped in a big vat of boiling hot lava in the first sequel, which pretty much toasted him and put an abrupt and fiery end to his illegal stalking. Just checking. This is going to be easier than I thought (figuratively speaking).

RELATED ARTICLE

Obama Hires Internet Intimidator

The FBI Corruptly Granted "Sovereign Immunity" In The Aisha v. FBI Case

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Thrown Out Of Celeb Bash - Takes Underage Sister To Tequila Party

The Brady Bunch This Family Is Not

How appropriate that Lindsay Lohan is standing next to the word gutter, as that is where she apparently prefers

Continuing her ongoing quest to scrape the depths of desperation, Lindsay Lohan, who is on probation for a string of legal violations, has been hitting the party scene in Los Angeles, California, only to be tossed out of a celebrity party, reminding her she is now on the z-list. As if that wasn't bad enough, Lohan took her underage, tattooed sister, Ali, to a tequila party, once again, in violation of her probation.

Ali Lohan sporting her new tattoo

I guess assaulting a club patron two days ago and illegally snatching her camera, was not enough mischief for Lohan. One question, how soon will it be before Ali Lohan is on probation as well, as her sister is a very bad influence.

Dina Lohan

What is Dina Lohan's excuse now, as she cannot state her daughter Ali is an adult, as she does with Lindsay. Isn't it bad enough to have one child in trouble. Is she bucking for a second one. Why has Lindsay been allowed to corrupt minor Ali, to her detriment.

RELATED ARTICLES

Report: Lindsay Lohan Got Drunk At The Club Again And Assaulted Someone

Lindsay Lohan Is Looking Old

Photos: Lindsay Lohan Got Drunk Again

More On Lindsay Lohan's Vicious Assault On Rehab Worker

Why Is Lindsay Lohan Partying Like It's 1999

Lindsay Lohan Violating Her Probation Again

Kabbalah Destroyed Lindsay Lohan

Photo From Lindsay Lohan Necklace Theft Video

STORY SOURCE

Friday, May 13, 2011

Megan Fox Gets Desperate And Goes Topless In New Film

Megan Fox

Fired "Transformers" actress, Megan Fox, was so desperate to make her failed film "Passion Play" a success, she went topless in the flick, according to reports. The movie was so bad, it was panned by critics and audiences, during a test run last year at the usually receptive Toronto Film Festival.

Just know the film must be horrible for an audience at the Toronto Film Festival to actually walk out and complain, as it is one of the more appreciative events. Having seen clips of "Passion Play" online, I can see why the crowd bolted. It is painfully bad and cringe inducing. To date "Passion Play" has grossed $2,060. Seriously and no, I haven’t left off any zeros.

"Passion Play"

Fox has been struggling to find meaningful work, since getting into a massive fight with "Transformers" director, Michael Bay, who in turn booted her from the franchise and turned his attention into making her replacement, model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the top female attraction in Hollywood (based on looks, anyway).

As stated previously, Fox’s desperation grew to such heights that she looked into joining the cast of the depraved Judd Aptow film "Knocked Up 2." Recent reports indicate, she has since signed on to the project. It’s going to be a rough summer for Fox with "Transformers" promotion in full swing, in anticipation of its release. The merchandising and ads will be everywhere.

Obama Seeks To Extend The Term Of Failure Prone FBI Chief

Barack Obama

Reports out of Washington indicate, U.S. President Barack Obama, seeks to extend the term of failure prone FBI Director, Robert S. Mueller. Under U.S. law, FBI Directors can only hold their position for 10-years. However, Obama is unwisely seeking to extend Mueller's term for two more years. Mueller is after all the man that has done more damage to America and the world, than any other FBI chief in U.S. history.

Mueller was at the helm when the September 11th terrorist attacks happened, for which Osama Bin Laden was blamed. Criminal negligence within the FBI allowed the unprecedented terrorist attack to happen, as FBI agents were stonewalled dozens of times, by headquarters in Washington (see: Mueller and co.).

This month, the U.S. Navy Seals and not the incompetent FBI, were credited with pursuing and killing the Al Qaeda terrorist, Osama Bin Laden. The attack would not have happened in the first place, had the FBI done its job 10-years ago, costing 3,000 people their lives and collectively scarring a nation.

Other FBI failures under Mueller include, ignoring credible intelligence information that caused the bloody Fort Hood terrorist attack to transpire in Texas, costing military members their lives. The FBI was censured in an official congressional report over the tragic incident.

The Christmas 2009 attempted bombing of a Detroit airliner, which was foiled by passengers, nearly claimed 300 lives, as Mueller brazenly ignored an intelligence report from the British government, specifically stating the would be bomber is a terrorist they have kicked out of their nation and is a danger to America.

Robert S. Mueller

It was revealed in the mainstream press, arrogant Mueller and the FBI sat on credible intelligence data that could have prevented the 7/7 terrorist bombing from occurring, which claimed many lives in Britain and shattered the nation's sense of safety.

Numerous private citizens have died under Mueller's watch, as he and the FBI ignored credible tips from the public. This lead to the cold blooded murder of a number of citizens, who the FBI are supposed to protect.

Mueller is also the careless FBI Director, who ignored reports from within the agency in 2004, which illustrated America was headed for a calamitous mortgage crisis, which came to a head four years later in 2008. He is also the FBI Director that allowed ponzi schemers Madoff and Stanford to continue their crimes for nearly a decade, after he found out what they were doing in the corporate sector.

During Mueller's tenure, unprecedented human rights and civil rights violations have occurred at the FBI. Scandal after scandal broke, regarding the FBI criminally spying on American and international citizens, via illegal wiretapping, hacking, email scanning, GPS and bank account and credit monitoring. Mueller single-handedly and haughtily threw the Fourth Amendment out the window.

But this is the power hungry imbecile President Obama seeks to keep on at the FBI and at a time when terrorists are plotting more than ever to attack America and the West in general. More terrorist attacks are on the way and it is very unwise to go with an individual, Mueller, who has a proven track record of abject failure.

RELATED ARTICLES

FBI Blew Many Chances To Stop 9/11 Attacks

Did The FBI Fail Again

Did The FBI Fail Again Part 2

FBI Blamed In Fort Hood Massacre

FBI Blamed For London Bombings

FBI Failed To Act On Tip About Abortionist Killer

FBI Denounced By Parents Of Missing Kids

FBI Heads Up Led To Innocent Man’s Murder

FBI's WMD Department Rebuked By IG

FBI Slammed By Scientists That Seek To Sue

FBI Anthrax Case Debunked By Scientists

FBI Agent Tried To Run Over Two Journalists With Car

FBI Failures In Miley Cyrus Case Led To More Hacks

The FBI Hasn’t Changed

FBI Agent Crashes Stolen Ferrari

FBI Agent Kills Another Teen While Drunk Driving

FBI Agents Making Sex Tapes, Paying Strippers And Leaking National Secrets

Obama Tried To Hide Ted Kennedy's FBI File With Items Of Renting A Brothel And Wild Sex

Mentally Disabled People Being Bribed Into Substandard Care While The FBI Looks The Other Way

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Jesse James: My New Fiancée Is Better In Bed Than Sandra Bullock

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James

Sandra bullock's Hitler loving ex-husband, Jessie James, has publicly insulted her by stating, his new fiancée, Kat Von D, is better in bed than she is, in a claim that is well out of order. James, who is trying to sell his autobiography, after marrying, constantly cheating on and divorcing Bullock, has distastefully put their private lives up for sale, in a manner that is disrespectful to the actress. To go from calling Bullock the love of his life to degrading her time with him in bed is unseemly.

STORY SOURCE

Jesse James: Kat Von D is 100% Better In Bed Than Sandra Bullock

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Lady Gaga Falls On Stage For The Umpteenth Time

Lady Gaga's latest fall

Sacrilegious, cocaine promoting, pop singer, Lady Gaga, has fallen on stage again for the umpteenth time. I've lost count, but her latest tumble occurred in Atlanta, Georgia. She can't possibly think this is acceptable. A fall once in a while is permissible, but this behavior is chronic (she's probably smoking that too).


A compilation of Lady Gaga busting her butt on stage

What ever happened to the quality of one's show. Jumping around on stage coked out, then falling on your duff, does not a good show make. What happens if she falls off the stage an injures herself. People have died in that manner.

RELATED ARTICLES

Why Does Lady GaGa Fall On Her GaGa So Much

Justin Bieber Mocks Lady Gaga

Lady GaGa Goes Down Harder On Stage Than Maks On DWTS

Monday, April 18, 2011

S&P Changes America's Rating To "Negative" Highlighting Obama's Failure To Tame The Deficit


Barack Obama

Prior to and at the beginning of President Barack Obama's term in office, the Judiciary Report warned about the national deficit and overspending in government. Though the White House and just about every department of the U.S. Government has been logged by site statistic's program Traffic Facts, as readers of this website for years, the warnings went unheeded and now the chickens have come home to roost.

Veteran financial agency, Standard and Poor's, has downgraded the U.S. economy's debt load to "negative" setting a 20-year low for America. The S&P stated of America, "The nation's deficit rose to 11% of total economic output in 2009."

President Obama has added more to the national deficit than any other president in American history. Therefore, regrettably, Obama is to blame for this terrible rating, as he unwisely spent enormous sums of money. Another side effect of the White House's poor fiscal planning is prominent nations are gathering with the goal of dropping the U.S. dollar as the world's premier currency.

RELATED ARTICLES

Bush To Leave Office With Record Deficit

Obama's Soaring Deficit Creates Credibility Issues

Obama To Address U.S. Deficit

Obama Disowns Deficit

Obama Budget Deficit

Obama Vows To Cut Deficit

Obama Wants Americans To Vote On Feelings Not Facts

The Cost Of Obama's Latest Bill = $1 Trillion

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Nicolas Cage Arrested For Domestic Violence And Public Intoxication


Nicholas Cage and Alice Kim

Bankrupt, beleaguered Hollywood actor, Nicholas Cage (Coppola), was arrested for public intoxication and domestic violence, after a cab driver witnessed him berate and roughly grabbing his wife, Alice Kim, on a public street in New Orleans, Louisiana. Cage is in town for a film (with his string of film flops over the past several years, we know where this is going).

The cab driver called the police, who came out to the scene and urged Cage to calm down. Being an actor lacking humility, Cage repeatedly dared the police to arrest him. And they did. Cage later posted $11,000 bail, after sitting in the Orleans Parish Prison for several hours.

RELATED ARTICLES

Nicolas Cage Home Auctioned

Nicolas Cage's Career And Finances Tank

Sorcerer's Apprentice

Obama Wants Americans To Vote On Feelings Not Facts


Barack Obama pulled the trigger on the economy

U.S. President Barack Obama stated to the Associated Press, regarding his reelection campaign, "Americans will feel that I deserve a second term." That's a strong sense of entitlement for a presidency, whose numbers are dismal and discouraging.

Where is the proof you deserve a second term. The economy is in the toilet and the deficit is higher than it has ever been. You are attempting to legalize things most Americans do not want, while pushing unsound fiscal projects that promote national bankruptcy.

All Obama had to do when he went into office was make budget cuts and global trade deals, then wait for the money to roll in. Instead, he has been throwing money out the White House window and it bred an even worse financial crisis.

RELATED ARTICLES

Wall Street Journal: Obama Is Going To Lose The 2012 Election

Tea Party Goes After Obama With Hard Hitting Ad

Unemployment And Inflation Rise In America

Charlie Sheen's Ex-Wife Back On Drugs


Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen

Brooke Mueller, the ex-wife of actor, Charlie Sheen, was photographed pawning $60,000 in personal property, then going to an impoverished part of Los Angeles to buy crack cocaine. It is also being reported Mueller is refusing to take a drug test.

Her drug addicted ex-husband, Sheen, continues his poorly reviewed Torpedo of Trash "Torpedo of Truth" tour, being booed all over America by angry audiences that shelled out money to see him. As stated previously, the care of the former couple's children, should be left to their grandparents.

RELATED ARTICLES

Charlie Sheen Booed Again

Charlie Sheen's Torpedo Of Truth Tour Is Bombing

Police Called When Charlie Sheen Threatens To Kill Himself With A Gun

Mickey Rourke Apologizes For Slamming His Film With Megan Fox


Megan Fox and Mickey Rourke

Hollywood actor, Mickey Rourke, has apologized in an interview with New York Mag, for slamming his film with former "Transformers" actress, Megan Fox. Rourke dissed "Passion Play" stating it is a terrible movie (and judging by the clips, he is right).

Megan Fox

Rourke blamed the incident on being in a bad mood at a party and wanting to get rid of the New York Mag reporter hounding him for a story. Right, if you say so. I could barely get through the trailer of that derivative piece of trash, let alone the movie.

RELATED ARTICLES

Mickey Rourke Retracts Megan Fox Compliment

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Avoiding Megan Fox

Desperate Megan Fox Looks Into Lowbrow Film

Studio Changes Its Mind And Gives Megan Fox's "Passion Play" Limited Release

Megan Fox's New Film "Passion Play" Goes STD

Megan Fox Less Than A Size 0

Megan Fox Shocks With Her New Anorexic Appearance

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Kissing Up To Michael Bay

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Wins Award For Acting Megan Fox Never Did

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Lady GaGa Makes Rude Penis Comment In Miami

What If There Were Kids In The Audience

Lady Gaga

Drugged out singer, Lady Gaga, made her way to Miami yesterday, for a stop on her concert tour (you know, the one she keeps falling over on). According to Radar Online, Gaga turned to the crowd and employed the crude slang word for penis in stating, "I hope you brought your d***s." Why? did you bring yours, Gaga. You know people think you have one.

Really, an arena full of sparkly gays from South Florida and she asks such a stupid question. What, did you think they disconnected them and left them at home before the show. Time for rehab, Gaga. Drugs are not your friend.

RELATED ARTICLES

Why Does Lady GaGa Fall On Her GaGa So Much

Lady GaGa Goes Down Harder On Stage Than Maks On DWTS

Justin Bieber Mocks Lady Gaga

Why Does Lady GaGa Think This Is Pretty

STORY SOURCE

Lady Gaga Very Unladylike At Florida Concert

Mickey Rourke Retracts Megan Fox Compliment


Megan Fox

Megan Fox is not having a good 2011. The past year has not been kind to her either. A year ago, she was on top of the world, as the lead actress in the Transformers film franchise. Then director Michael Bay burst her bubble and fired her like his name was Donald Trump. He got tired of her public ingratitude and whining (that's whining, not "winning" like Charlie Sheen).

Megan Fox and Mickey Rourke

Fox began making low budget films that all flopped. However, a little ray of sunshine popped up when actor, Mickey Rourke, said she was the best actress in the world. Realizing how incredulous his statements were, he has taken back the compliment this week, amending it to state, she is one of the best actresses he has worked with. Guess that why your film "Passion Play" flopped before it was even released.

Megan Fox and Mickey Rourke

Guess Fox wasn't worth his credibility. Personally, I think it was his loins talking. Rourke could have said Fox was the prettiest actress he'd worked with and no one would bat an eyelash, because she is beautiful. She looks like the late Elizabeth Taylor.

RELATED ARTICLES

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Avoiding Megan Fox

Desperate Megan Fox Looks Into Lowbrow Film

Studio Changes Its Mind And Gives Megan Fox's "Passion Play" Limited Release

Megan Fox's New Film "Passion Play" Goes STD

Megan Fox Less Than A Size 0

Megan Fox Shocks With Her New Anorexic Appearance

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Kissing Up To Michael Bay

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Wins Award For Acting Megan Fox Never Did

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Rihanna Embarrasses Herself On Twitter By Falsely Claiming Concert Is Sold Out

When Twitter Attacks

Rihanna

So-called singer, Rihanna, made a massive blunder on Twitter this week that left the internet in hysterics. Rihanna's "Loud" tour has been suffering from poor sales. She retweeted the comments of a fan, "StarsGoneMad" who proclaimed Rihanna’s Minneapolis, Minnesota concert was sold out one hour after the tickets went on sale.

In response to the news, Rihanna excitedly wrote "Minneapolis stand up!" No, Rihanna sit down. Bloggers began checking Ticketmaster, only to find out the show is not sold out in any measure, as loads of seats are still available.

Years ago, the Judiciary Report and its sister site, the Sound Off Column, used to do that to clown another lip syncing liar, Madonna. Untalented artists’ egos always get to the stage, pardon the pun, that they cannot deal with failure and lie as a result.

Rihanna is going to be performing to the ushers and concession stand people. Look for a major Rihanna ticket giveaway to radio stations, schools, homeless people, small animals…

RELATED ARTICLES

Chris Brown Dumped By Publicist Struggles To Keep Record Deal

ABC Will Not Press Charges Against Crazy Chris Brown

Chris Brown Pimps Himself For Sales

Chris Brown Becomes A Blond Bimbo For New Album

New Photos Released From The Night Chris Brown Beat Up Rihanna

Rihanna Drops Restraining Order Against Chris Brown

Rihanna Wants Chris Brown Restraining Order Lifted

Chris Brown's Fame CD Cover Looks Like Michael Jackson's Dangerous Disc

Chris Brown Showed Up In My Neighborhood

Chris Brown Violated His Probation

Lindsay Lohan Escapes Criminal Charges After Bribing Assault Victim

Lindsay Lohan is 240 24-years-old (yes, really)

Hollywood druggie and rumhead, Lindsay Lohan, has escaped criminal charges for assault and battery on Betty Ford Clinic rehab worker, Dawn Holland. Police were called when the drunk Kabbalah cult member, Lohan, viciously attacked the rehab worker, after violating the rehabilitation center's rules, in jumping the facility's fence and spending the night at a local bar in California.

LOL!

Holland was offered $10,000 in bribe money from Lohan's family, to not cooperate with the police's investigation into the incident. As a result, this week, the authorities declared there is "insufficient evidence" to pursue a case against the wayward, fallen, former child star. Lohan, whose life is absent of consequences for chronic criminal conduct, shall no doubt celebrate this corrupt victory by getting drunk and high. Keep it up though and one of these days it is going to stick.

RELATED ARTICLES

Lindsay Lohan Viciously Assaulted Rehab Worker

More On Lindsay Lohan's Vicious Assault On Rehab Worker

Did Lindsay Lohan Pay Off Woman She Assaulted In Rehab

Lindsay Lohan To Drop Her Last Name

Lindsay Lohan Is Behaving Like A Stalker Again

Lindsay Lohan Arrogantly Rejects Judge's Plea Deal Offer

Why Is Lindsay Lohan Partying Like It's 1999

Lindsay Lohan Violating Her Probation Again

Lindsay Lohan Just Doesn’t Get It

Looney Lindsay Lohan Leaving Los Angeles

Kabbalah Destroyed Lindsay Lohan

Photo From Lindsay Lohan Necklace Theft Video

Monday, March 28, 2011

Lindsay Lohan To Drop Her Last Name

Yea, Like That Will Help (Not!)

Drug and alcohol addled former actress, Lindsay Lohan, 24, is dropping her last name. She seems to think her last name is the problem in the massive wreckage site that has become her career. She went from top billing and earning several million dollars per film, to being labeled lower than the gofer, sometimes male, who runs out to buy the director's wife's maxi-pads on a film set.

However, once again, "Lindsay" as she is now called, is blaming everything on her dad, Michael Lohan, who did not tell her to snort drugs, smoke crack and drink every form of commercial alcohol the bartenders of the world would serve up. She made these poor choices and spent money like it was going out of style.

Lohan spends more time going to criminal court than on a film set

Now she's broke, "uninsurable" in Hollywood and apparently in real life as well, as the Geico lizard was seen running down the highway trying to get away from her. But in Lindsay's mind, a name change and not behavioral change, is the answer to her precarious predicament.

An inappropriately attired Lohan in one of her many criminal court walks of shame

Show of hands, to those of you that are serious and passionate about filmmaking, how many of you would want to risk your prized projects on psycho Lindsay? Also known as, how many of you want to flop and fail? Anyone? Yea, that's what I thought. To hire Lohan is also not fair to the other members of the cast, on any would be project, who actually want to work and produce a great product.

Think about it. As a filmmaker, you could hire a beautiful, alert, sober, enthusiastic, vibrant actress, who knows her lines or you could have Lindsay, a drunk, high, psychotic, violent 24-year-old, who now looks much older than her age, due to hard partying and the fact she smoked away her few remaining brain cells. Tough choice, I know.

RELATED ARTICLES

Lindsay Lohan Offering Sex In Exchange For Roles

Lindsay Lohan Desperate For Roles

Judge To Lindsay Lohan: You Need Psychiatric Help

Lindsay Lohan's Family Gets Upset At Criticism

Lindsay Lohan: I Wasn't Raised To Lie, Cheat Or Steal

Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Grand Theft

Lindsay Lohan Stole A $2,500 Bracelet While Shoplifting

Lindsay Lohan Stole $500,000 In Jewelry

Lindsay Lohan Investigated For Theft Of $35,000 Rolex

Lindsay Lohan Caught Stealing Again

Lindsay Lohan Steals Product From Florida Chemist

Lindsay Lohan Steals Russian Mink Coat

Lindsay Lohan Viciously Assaulted Rehab Worker

Psychiatrists: Lindsay Lohan Is Crazy