Newsflash: Lindsay Lohan Violated Her Probation Again

Is She Serious!

Lindsay Lohan drunk on a sidewalk a few months ago

Since this is a site that tries to keep the public abreast of current affairs pertaining to the judicial system, politics and pop culture, I'm obligated to tell you that one time Hollywood star, Lindsay Lohan, has violated her probation yet again. I'm so sick of writing that.

How many times is she going to violate her probation. I see I'm just going to have to write and save a generic Lohan probation violation article and run it every time she does so, as this is really getting old. Her liver must look like Rihanna's face after that fight with Chris Brown.

You know what else is tragic, Lohan is so reckless and self-destructive, most websites already have an obituary article written and saved regarding her and she is only 24-years of age. That's a crying shame, but it is all her doing and the public has grown tired of her antics.

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More Sexually Charged Photos Surface Of Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez (Photo Credit: Splash and TMZ)

New pictures have surfaced of underage singer, Justin Bieber, 17, heavily groping his actress girlfriend, Selena Gomez, 18, in Hawaii. The two, who months ago publicly claimed a vow of chastity until marriage, have clearly broken said promise and much to their fans' disappointment. It is going to cause their audiences to dwindle. Why did they have to take that outside for all to see.

They need to set a better example for their fans, who are shocked at their lewd public conduct. They also appear to be violating public decency laws, as she is grabbing and kissing him, with her legs wrapped around his waist and he is repeatedly groping her backside.

I'm not going to tell them what they are doing is right, when it is not and I'm very concerned about their fans. Kids between the ages of 8 to 15 that did their usual search for news and pictures of Bieber or Gomez today, where confronted by sexually charged photos. If I had a child, I would not want them seeing that.

Bieber and Gomez also need to slow down, before she ends up pregnant. Gomez is of age under U.S. law, but Bieber is not and she always seemed too advance for him (which is why I preferred Jasmine Villegas for him, as stated in past articles). Sadly, almost all teen stars from Disney are too fast for their ages (are they shooting these kids up with testosterone and estrogen).

All of the girls in Kabbalah, from Britney Spears to Lindsay Lohan, two other former Disney stars, as is Gomez, were very sexually advanced for their ages, even when they were in their mid-teens. This is common in Hollywood, which is regrettable, as kids grow up too fast in the entertainment industry and much to their detriment.

Add mentor Usher to the mix, who was engaging in orgies in New York with P. Diddy and grown women, when he was a minor of 15 and Bieber is getting some very bad advice and incorrigible encouragement to do things an underage youth should not be doing. Because Bieber seems like a nice kid, months ago the Judiciary Report warned he is surrounded by questionable industry people that could get him into trouble. Here's hoping he takes stock of the situation and slows down.

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Megan Fox Wants To Play "Carrie" But Didn't She Already...

Megan Fox

This week, fired "Transformers" actress, Megan Fox, expressed an interest in playing the lead role in a newly announced remake of the grotesque, bloody film "Carrie." However, didn't you do that already. In 2009, the Judiciary Report stated, "Jennifer’s Body" is a big rip off of "Carrie" ("Jennifer's Body" Is A "Carrie" Reboot). The Judiciary Report also predicted "Jennifer's Body" would flop and months later it did (Megan Fox’s Macabre Movie Bombs). Not to mention, the screenwriter, Diablo Cody, later admitted being a big fan of the film that initiated Fox’s career slide.

Lindsay Lohan

Hollywood troublemaker Lindsay Lohan is also pursuing the lead role in the remake. Could it be because she is actually crazy like "Carrie." My bad, "Carrie" was crazy, but she was also sober. While most 24-year-old actresses can convincingly play teens on film, Lohan looks twice her age, so how would she pull that off.

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Lindsay Lohan Thrown Out Of Celeb Bash - Takes Underage Sister To Tequila Party

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How appropriate that Lindsay Lohan is standing next to the word gutter, as that is where she apparently prefers

Continuing her ongoing quest to scrape the depths of desperation, Lindsay Lohan, who is on probation for a string of legal violations, has been hitting the party scene in Los Angeles, California, only to be tossed out of a celebrity party, reminding her she is now on the z-list. As if that wasn't bad enough, Lohan took her underage, tattooed sister, Ali, to a tequila party, once again, in violation of her probation.

Ali Lohan sporting her new tattoo

I guess assaulting a club patron two days ago and illegally snatching her camera, was not enough mischief for Lohan. One question, how soon will it be before Ali Lohan is on probation as well, as her sister is a very bad influence.

Dina Lohan

What is Dina Lohan's excuse now, as she cannot state her daughter Ali is an adult, as she does with Lindsay. Isn't it bad enough to have one child in trouble. Is she bucking for a second one. Why has Lindsay been allowed to corrupt minor Ali, to her detriment.

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Hollywood basket case, Lindsay Lohan, has violated her probation again, by not only going to a club that serves alcohol as its primary business and getting drunk on top of that, but physically roughing up a club patron that took a picture of her, while she partied in an inebriated state. This is after pleading no contest to grand theft charges last week, regarding stealing a $2,5000 necklace Lohan swore she never stole.

Lohan drunk outside a New York club last month

I told you this chick is a mean drunk. You are not allowed to grab people by the wrist, take their property (camera) from them, then throw it in an ice bucket. That constitutes assault, theft and property destruction. You aren't too bright either, as the camera's memory card was not damaged after your little ice expedition.

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Just last week, loony Lindsay told the world she has changed her ways and will be sober for the rest of her life. Well that didn't last long. I've said it before and I will say it again, Lohan should not be on a film set, as she is a massive risk to any production she is apart of. I have never seen anyone so determined to get stoned and party. Lindsay would fight a shark to get into a club and indulge in Cristal and cocaine.

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Movie Review: Freaky Friday

Title: Freaky Friday Year Of Release: 2003 Review Date: April 30, 2011 Rating: PG Running time: 97 minutes Box Office Gross: $160,846,332 Site Rating: 1 out of 10 stars The pilfered premise of the 2003 movie "Freaky Friday" stars Jamie Lee Curtis and now disgraced actress, Lindsay Lohan, as a parent and child, who switch bodies for a short time, due to a magical Chinese fortune cookie. "Freaky Friday" is based on the 1976 book of the same name. The movie is a rip off of the 1987 film "Like Father, Like Son" starring Kirk Cameron and the late Dudley Moore, which is also based on the 1976 "Freaky Friday" book. However, elements not present in the book, were taken from the 1987 film and included in the 2003 retelling. Ironically, both films and the 1976 book "Freaky Friday" are awfully similar to the 1882 novel "Vice Versa" which spawned the 1988 film of the same name, starring Fred Savage and Judge Reinhold. The "Freaky Friday" film comes across as weak and superficial, due to whiny over-actor Lindsay Lohan. How someone went from being the girl next door, to the girl next door if the house next door is a brothel, is anyone’s guess. Lohan must remember those days and cry, as it was the beginning of her downward spiral.

Will Toni Braxton's Sister Tamar Braxton’s CD Be A Hit Or Miss

"Braxton Family Values"

As those of you know that watch the reality show "Braxton Family Values" singer Toni Braxton's sister, Tamar, is planning on releasing a new CD, after her self-titled debut album over a decade ago, received moderate sales of 100,000 copies (um, that's worldwide, not domestically). This would be a good point to insert the fact that 41-year-old Toni Braxton sold 60,000,000 CDs worldwide, but I'm concerned Tamar might find me and make me pay for writing that.

Toni Braxton

Tamar Braxton, 34, the youngest yet grumpiest of the five sisters, who all have the initials TB (which, ironically, is also short for Tuberculosis) is married to record executive, Vincent Herbert. He is responsible for signing the accident prone, Lady Gaga to a record deal.

Tamar has been nagging Herbert to put her on a Lady Gaga record and he has flat out refused. Is it because she can't sing? No, not at all. She sings better than Lady Gaga and some of her tones are reminiscent of sister Toni, due to genetics. Is it because she can crack mirrors and cameras like Madonna? No, she's not homely and gollum like at all, because of bad plastic surgery. Is it because she has a crazy weave like Beyonce? No, she didn't clear out a weave warehouse to get her hair done in one sitting.

Tamar Braxton

Then what's the problem, you ask? Well, for one, since she is connected in the music industry and can gain access to proper promotion via air and video play, I'd say it's Tamar's inability to pick good songs and her funky, know it all attitude that probably made her sisters want to sell her into slavery like Joseph in the Bible (who is the opposite of Tamar).

Tamar Braxton on "Braxton Family Values"

Tamar's husband is looking very nervous regarding her CD, like Lindsay Lohan before a breathalyzer test. That pervasive fear of failure is very apparent. He probably also knows Tamar might choke him out if the CD flops - Herbert would just wind up missing (LOL I'm kidding, as that would be wrong).

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Repeatedly fired, Hollywood troublemaker, Lindsay Lohan, 24, told "Tonight Show" host Jay Leno that she intends to win an Oscar before she turns 30-years-old. However, the question is, does Lindsay know they don't give out Academy Awards for cocaine snorting and DUIs, otherwise, she'd be a shoe-in.

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Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Judge Stephanie Sautner has not only sentenced former actress, Lindsay Lohan, 24, to 120 days in jail, she has also order her to perform 400 hours of community service at a morgue and wait for it...cleaning toilets.

Oh, this is too good to be true. Bloggers everywhere shed a little tear of joy at the news. You see, while some entertainers are commended on blogs for their work, Lohan is constantly ripped for her arrogance, sense of entitlement and cruelty to others, she has physically, emotionally and or financially damaged.

I for one would love photos to post of Lohan with her head over a toilet bowl and this time, not because she is drunk and puking, but due to the fact she has been ordered to clean them. We better be able to see your reflection in the bowl when you're done, Lindsay.

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Fallen Hollywood trainwreck, Lindsay Lohan, is insisting she is the victim of a witch hunt. This could be true, as you are a witch. Knowing what I know about you, regarding your unlawful behavior in Hollywood, much of which has not hit the press yet, but will soon, I'd say it is you targeting innocent members of the public for financial gain, as your bank account is as dried up as the desert.

You are trying to maintain the lavish lifestyle you once had when your bank account had over $30,000,000 in it, but is now reduced to a mere fraction of what it once was years ago. To do this, you have stolen copyrights, patents, designer clothes, jewelry and cash from others. It's time to face reality - you're not rich anymore. Learn to economize like everyone else in similar circumstances.

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A glum Lindsay Lohan going to court yesterday

Frequently jailed, former child star, Lindsay Lohan, 24, is said to be depressed over being incarcerated again, for her latest spate of self-destructive and unattractive criminal conduct. Yesterday, Judge Stephanie Sautner, found Lohan guilty of violating her probation, on a string of DUIs, with a new grand theft larceny case, she acquired when stealing a necklace from the Kamofie & Co. jewelry store, in Venice Beach, California.

Judge Stephanie Sautner sentence Lohan to jail

Lohan has been following the principles of the Kabbalah Centre, as a leaked memo obtained by Radar Online revealed, the cult encourages its followers to steal all they can, as a means of getting ahead in life, which is criminal and despicable.

Lohan has fallen into a depression over her latest scandal, which saw her arrested, jailed at the Lynwood correctional facility and then bailed yesterday. She spent five hour incarcerated until her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, filed an appeal. She is free on $75,000 bail.

Lohan is slated to return to court, as she fraudulently fights the charges, even in the face of witnesses and video tape evidence showing she committed the crimes she is accused of by the court. Los Angeles prosecutors are also filing an appeal, as the grand theft charges against Lohan were reduced from a felony to a misdemeanor by Judge Sautner.

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It's ironic that Hollywood druggie, Lindsay Lohan, is attempting to plea bargain in court, regarding charges of grand theft and violating her probation, stemming from multiple DUIs she accumulated, while being a spoilt, self-serving brat.

Look at the judge, Stephanie Sautner, she looks like she wants to head butt Lindsay (Photo Credit: TMZ)

Just a few weeks ago, Lohan, was adamantly telling everyone she is innocent and being wrongly accused of crimes she did not commit, though surveillance video and witnesses state otherwise. Yet, now she's trying to strike a deal to admit wrongdoing in exchange for no jail time. That says she is not as innocent as she previously proclaimed.

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Barack Obama: I’m Getting Old

Stress is prematurely aging Barack Obama (But he still looks younger than Dorian Gray Lindsay Lohan)

During a speech to potential campaign donors, U.S. President, Barack Obama, let the audience in on a little secret - he's aging. Obama stated, “I don’t look that young anymore. I’m grayer, I have bags under my eyes...some of the excitement of something entirely new is not going to be there, and I’ve got some dents and dings in the fender."

Some say you are only as old as you feel. However, I metaphorically say, you're only as old as you look (and what your birth certificate says). You really thought I wouldn't slip a birth certificate joke into an article about Obama. You don't know me very well, do you.

Seriously, Obama can go the route some have in dying his gray hairs, getting Botox, fillers and plastic surgery, but at the end of the day, most people do not take politicians seriously if it is obvious they've had cosmetic work done. Discretion is key.

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Report: Vanessa Hudgens Photographed Doing Cocaine

Vanessa Hudgens eating what appears to be cocaine at Coachella this past weekend

Last week on April 12, 2011, the Judiciary Report joked about a teen star eating cocaine in the Demi Lovato Talks About Eating Disorder article, alluding to when Nicole Richie did so in a private video recording. Days later, on April 17, 2011, another star, Vanessa Hudgens, was spotted doing just that.

Vanessa Hudgens as a fresh faced girl starting at Disney

Hudgens was quite merry at the Coachella Music Festival. In a moment where Hudgens apparently did not realize she was being photographed, she was snapped eating what is believed to be cocaine. Several weeks ago, the Judiciary Report commented on Hudgens' coked out appearance as well (Vanessa Hudgens' Fall From Grace). I'm getting tired of writing this, but time for rehab.

Vanessa Hudgens last month, looking coked out

Someone in authority needs to look into Disney, as so many of its child stars are full blown drug addicts, alcoholics and sexual deviants. Disney has this dubious distinction, more than any other company in entertainment (Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears, Miley Cyrus, Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan, Fergie, Vanessa Hudgens and Demi Lovato, to name a few). Something strange is going on at the company, as these girls go into Disney innocent and become drug taking sex and drug addicts.

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...But Victoria Gotti Still Doesn't Want Her Playing Her In Forthcoming Film

Lindsay Lohan

Dysfunctional former child star, Lindsay Lohan, claims she is connected to the family of notorious Mafioso, John Gotti. Well, from all the boosting she does of people's jewelry, clothes and commercial products, one would think so.

Lindsay Lohan and Victoria Gotti

Lohan says she has known the Gotti family for many years. She stated in an interview, "My dad was in jail with the grandfather." Did she mean the godfather? Why didn't she just call the man by his name "The Teflon Don." Well, that was until the government made their case stick.

Lindsay Lohan

In other news, Victoria Gotti stated it is a lie that she wants Lohan to play her in the forthcoming biopic on her dad. Who in their right mind would want Lohan to play them given her behavior over the past few years. It would detract from the film. Furthermore, wasn't there already a movie on John Gotti.

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At a press conference for the planned John Gotti biopic, to feature the life of the late mafioso, Hollywood train wreck Lindsay Lohan, 24, stood next to the mobster's daughter, Victoria Gotti, 48 and managed to look the same age. Another reason you should not do drugs, children.

Lindsay Lohan

Thus far, Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian are reportedly going to be cast in the movie, which is already hurting its credibility and the first frame of film hasn't even been shot yet, pardon the pun. Kardashian can't act and Lohan forgot how to, due to drugs depleting her brain cells.

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Lindsay Lohan drunk on the sidewalk

Hollywood brat that never grew up, Lindsay Lohan, is still fighting with her dad. Michael Lohan went to visit his wayward daughter, who refused to answer her apartment door. The former child star is still holding a drudge against him for things that happened during his marriage to her enabling stage mother, Dina Lohan.

What's ironic is her dad is making more money from interviews than she is, due to the fact Lindsay goes on television lying. Lohan's dad has been openly talking about the family's problems and outlets are willing to pay for that.

Michael Lohan

It's not like Lindsay couldn't use the money, but every time she appears on television, she is determined to promote this perpetual state of denial (not to mention the runny cocaine nose and jitteriness that comes from wanting a drug fix). But to ask her, she's never been better. If you say so.

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When Weaves Attack

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Lindsay Lohan (do you know how much money she probably paid for that pineapple weave)

Hollywood troublemaker, Lindsay Lohan, who is being shunned in tinseltown over her terrible antics, is also being shunned by her weave. The former actress was photographed in public, sporting a weave that would make Britney Spears proud. It was not cute. (It looks as if her weave is attacking her. Still, this would be an upgrade for Britney.

That's right - cover that face for wearing that bad weave!

After years of abusing her body, Lohan's hair began falling out at the ripe old age of 22, leading to the use of extensive extensions. While hair loss can happen to people of all ages, who take care of themselves, but due to a medical condition or stress, shedding occurs, Lohan is not one of those folks.

I don't care what anyone says, Britney's weavist must be stopped!

Anorexia, drug abuse, alcoholism, excessive and frequent hair bleaching and bad extensions, have ravaged her hair. Lohan is pushing for no job and no hair to round off her regimen of self-inflicted damage.

I can't just write about white people, because Beyonce is the queen of bad black weaves. Many a horse have died for Beyonce's crazy creations.

Side Bar: Why is it women all over the world can go to hair salons and for less than $100 come out with spectacular looking weaves. Yet celebrities like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan spend thousands and look like a kid's science project gone wrong.

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Barack Obama

Obama looked higher than Lindsay Lohan in that commercial. That ad was so wrong, but funny. To be frank, Obama's ad is boring lacks that spark. It looks like an infomercial. The President's ad team is going to have to do better than that to keep the public's attention.

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Lindsay Lohan

Last night, photos of an wobbly, unsteady and drunk, Lindsay Lohan, have surfaced, featuring the former child star on the pavement outside a New York bar. Just two days ago, on March 30, 2011, The Judiciary Report remarked Lohan would celebrate her most recent bribe bought court victory by getting drunk and high (Lindsay Lohan Escapes Criminal Charges After Bribing Assault Victim). This is her way. Far be it from Lohan to prove the site wrong.

Never one to take her sobriety, life or career seriously, attention seeking Lohan has been making jokes about the incident in the press, reveling in bad behavior. However, her conduct is self-defeating. Not only is she damaging her body, but her career as well.

The pictures and her response to them, have given casting directors even more reason to slam the former actress, further blacklisting her. Once again, no one wants to risk their production on someone behaving in that manner.

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