Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

Friday, June 24, 2011

Michael Bay Slams Megan Fox As A Small Speed Bump

When Directors Attack!

Megan Fox

"Transformers" director, Michael Bay, is getting back at actress, Megan Fox, whom he was ordered to fire from the film franchise, by Steven Spielberg, for calling him "Hitler." This week, in a clear diss, Bay called Fox "a small speed bump" marginalizing her contribution to the "Transformers" films. Ouch!

Michael Bay

When asked during an interview with GQ, "How troublesome was it to lose your leading lady?" Bay nonchalantly responded, "It was a small speed bump. This movie is way bigger than the leading lady." Well, there you have it. That was Bay's way of telling Fox she isn't important and her doo doo does stink. Over to you, Megan.

STORY SOURCE

Michael Bay: Losing Megan Fox was a ‘small speed bump'

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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Thinks Megan Fox Is Not A Rival

So Blonde And So Naive!

Megan Fox

Victoria Secret model, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, has rubbished claims that actress, Megan Fox, is a rival. The Judiciary Report was the first to make these claims (Megan Fox Jealous Of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley). Shortly after, Fox publicly slammed Whiteley. Therefore, I don't know if Whiteley is blissfully unaware of what was said by Fox in the press or she is engaging in wishful thinking.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Fox then resentfully said, Whiteley will never be able to fill her jeans. I don't know about you, but that sounds like a diss. I wasn't trying to start something. I was simply writing what I knew to be true about the situation. You took her job. She had a nervous breakdown and became depressed (Megan Fox Caught With Cocaine In Her Nose). As confirmed this weekend, Fox was booted from the "Transformers" movie franchise, for calling Jewish film director, Michael Bay "Hitler" (Megan Fox Frolics Away Her Transformers Troubles).

STORY SOURCE

‘Nice’ Huntington-Whiteley rubbishes rivalry rumours with Megan Fox

Post a Comment June 21, 2011 – 1:29 pm - Washington, June 21 (ANI): The world’s sexiest woman Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has revealed that she has no differences with Megan Fox and believed that she is a lot nicer than people give her credit for.

“People always tell me, ‘Gosh, you’re so nice’! Like they expect me to be a huge bit*h!” Us Mag quoted the 24-year-old supermodel as telling the July/August issue of Women’s Health. However, she hardly expressed any concern regarding the ‘rivalry’ with Fox, whom she had replaced on the upcoming ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’.

http://truthdive.com

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Monday, June 20, 2011

Steven Spielberg Ordered Michael Bay To Fire Megan Fox

Megan Fox at the height of her fame two years ago

Remember over a year ago, on June 1, 2010, in the article "Megan Fox Frolics Away Her Transformers Troubles" the Judiciary Report stated, actress Megan Fox was fired for calling "Transformers" director, Michael Bay, "Hitler" as it was deemed offensive, because he is a Jewish man:

"Bay's actions do seem vengeful in light of how Fox, a woman he has feelings for, who refused to leave her boyfriend, was terminated and the way it was sent to the press. However, she should not have called him Hitler, as he is Jewish and under the circumstances, it is insensitive."

Remember a year ago, in the September 17, 2010 article "Megan Fox Jealous Of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley" where the Judiciary Report stated, Megan Fox was fired from the "Transformers" franchise and did not quit as she publicly claimed:

"It wasn't a good idea for Transformers' director, Michael Bay, to replace Fox midstream, but she clearly enraged him to precipitate such a move. Fox claims she left the franchise, but she was fired after fighting with Bay, as leaving would have meant breach of contract and a lawsuit filed against her."

Steven Spielberg: talk to the hand, witch!

Well, yesterday, Michael Bay went on record and stated regarding Fox, "You know the Hitler thing. Steven (Spielberg) said fire her right now." Spielberg, who is also Jewish, is the executive producer of the "Transformers" films that are a take off of the 1980s cartoon of the same name.

Michael Bay: but she's so pretty though

The Judiciary Report was proven right again. Yesterday, Bay also said he did not take offense at the statement. As stated well over a year ago, I was also told that Bay does have feelings for Fox and would have married her. That's why he is claiming he was not offended, clearly still having a soft spot for her. He treated her like doo doo on the set, because of her relationship with Brian Austin Green, who she later married.

STORY SOURCE

Steven Spielberg 'demanded Megan Fox be fired from Transformers film'

Friday, June 17, 2011

Michael Douglas' Ex-Wife Loses Legal Battle For Wall Street Money


Michael Douglas

Diandra Douglas, the ex-wife of actor Michael Douglas, has lost a protracted legal battle, which was an attempt to receive funds from the film "Wall Street 2." The Douglas' divorce settlement reached a few sticking points when they arrived at the issue of dividing marital assets and future royalties from the actor's films.

Michael Douglas and Diandra Douglas in the 1980s

However, the divorce was eventually decided, after 23-years of marriage, which is regrettable. In 2010, Douglas did the sequel to the film "Wall Street." Diandra Douglas contested the divorce settlement, as the first film took place during their marriage in the 1980s and as such, she believed she was entitled to money from what became a franchise with the sequel. However, Judge Matthew F. Cooper denied the appeal stating it is a matter for the California courts to decide.

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Thursday, June 16, 2011

The Facebook Flush

Align Center

Mark Zuckerberg

Reports indicate, Facebook has lost over 8,000,000 users worldwide - 6,000,000 of them in America. Could it be due to the film "The Social Network" and the negative reviews that followed. The Judiciary Report's sister site, the Celluloid Film Review, did an in-depth review on the film, slamming the misconduct Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg, engaged in as seen in the movie. It would have been so much better had Zuckerberg not cut the Winklevoss twins out of their own creation he stole and ran with, claiming it as his own, when emails between the parties reveal otherwise.

STORY SOURCE

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Monday, June 6, 2011

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Defends Michael Bay After Shia LaBeouf Slams Him Over Megan Fox Firing


Megan Fox

Last week, the lead actor in the "Transformers" films, Shia LaBeouf, slammed the movie's director, Michael Bay, for treating actress, Megan Fox, roughly and like a sex object, then firing her for complaining to the press. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the Victoria Secret model that Bay replaced Fox with, has sprung to his defense (as stated last week, that is what she is being paid to do).

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Whiteley stated in an interview yesterday, "I think what Shia was saying was that Michael loves women, and I think he films women in a very sensual way. My character is much different than [Megan’s] character – she’s very sophisticated. We had great fun. I never feel uncomfortable with Michael. And if I do, I make sure I tell him. He’s always respects it.”

Shia LaBeouf and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in "Transformers 3"

He's trained you well, Rosie. However, Bay is a sexist horndog. He made Fox audition for "Transformers" by washing his Ferrari while wearing a bikini. He filmed the audition for his private collection. At age 15, Bay put Fox in his violent, vapid film "Bad Boys 2" wearing a bikini and shaking her then underage butt.

Michael Bay

This is not the picture of a man that is respectful of women. Bay felt he owned Fox, because he made her famous and took great umbrage at the fact, she paid more attention to Brian Austin Green, who later became her husband, than she did him. He resented that. The public insults didn't help Fox's place with Bay either. Look at the situation for what it is and not try to make it into something else. Bay's filmmaking style is unethical and unorthodox.

STORY SOURCE

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Friday, June 3, 2011

Shia Labeouf Explains Why Michael Bay Booted Megan Fox From Transformers 3


Megan Fox

"Transformers 3" lead actor, Shia LaBeouf, has somewhat explained why director, Michael Bay, dumped actress, Megan Fox, from the franchise, which is about alien robots. In a new interview with the Los Angeles Times newspaper, LaBeouf stated:

Shia LaBeouf

"Megan developed this Spice Girl strength, this woman-empowerment [stuff] that made her feel awkward about her involvement with Michael, who some people think is a very lascivious filmmaker, the way he films women. Mike films women in a way that appeals to a 16-year-old sexuality. It's summer. It's Michael's style. And I think [Fox] never got comfortable with it. This is a girl who was taken from complete obscurity and placed in a sex-driven role in front of the whole world and told she was the sexiest woman in America. And she had a hard time accepting it. When Mike would ask her to do specific things, there was no time for fluffy talk," said LaBeouf. We're on the run. And the one thing Mike lacks is tact. There's no time for [LaBeouf assumes a gentle voice] 'I would like you to just arch your back 70 degrees.'"

Michael Bay and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Fox did go through her feminist phase, openly talking to the press about women having "powerful vaginas" which would not square with a sexist like Bay. However, he was more incensed that she got back with Brian Austin Green, moving him into her new mansion in the Hollywood Hills, than anything.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley darkened her blonde hair this week to a shade a bit closer to the color of Megan Fox's tresses

The franchise’s continuity is going to suffer without Fox and her replacement, Victoria Secret model, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, is beautiful, but her acting leaves much to be desired (not that Megan was Meryl Streep to begin with). The trailers for the forthcoming film, illustrates Whiteley is uncomfortable, a little stiff and robotic. I see she is trying to take the robots' jobs as well (kidding).

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Megan Fox Goes Through Airport Looking Depressed And Dowdy

Beautiful actress, Megan Fox, usually looks like this:

However, she was spotted strolling through the airport this week looking dowdy and depressed:

Megan Fox (left) and husband Brian Austin Green at the airport this week

Not putting the same attention into one's appearance is sometimes a sign of depression. Could it be because the promotion for "Transformers 3" is underway and for the first time without her. Since director, Michael Bay, fired Fox, she has not been the same.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Michael Bay

Fox's replacement, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, jumped at the role, heaping nothing but praise on Bay (well, that's what she is being paid to do). Whiteley is not really an actress, but sees it as an opportunity to become one, not mentioning Fox at all. However, there have been a number of comparisons between Whiteley and her predecessor online on various websites.

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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Movie Review - The Tourist

Title: The Tourist

Year Of Release: 2010

Review Date: May 31, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 98 minutes

Box Office Gross: $292,902,012

Site Rating: 3 out of 10 stars

"The Tourist" starring Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp, is a film about a spy spooling a tourist into her lies and he willingly going after her. Spoiler Alert: However, the tourist is not what he appears to be on the surface, in his quest to follow her. The film was somewhat entertaining and amusing in part, but bland and unadventurous.

Depp and Jolie did not have a significant amount of chemistry on film, despite rumors she was trying to sleep with him, much to his girlfriend’s anger. Their onscreen chemistry was passable, but not spectacular.

Jolie had more onscreen chemistry with Brad Pitt in the 2005 film "Mr. And Mrs. Smith" but that was because she was actually having sex with him, whilst he was still married to actress, Jennifer Aniston. Jolie was grinning in that movie something awful and shortly after, the world found out exactly why. She had unethically destroyed his marriage of five years and was pregnant with his child.

http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/the_tourist.htm

Movie Review - Little Fockers

Title: Little Fockers

Year Of Release: 2010

Review Date: May 31, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 98 minutes

Box Office Gross: $309,538,600

Site Rating: 1 out of 10 stars

"Little Fockers" is the crude, vulgar, gross out comedy starring Robert Deniro and Ben Stiller, as a father and son-in-law, fighting for control of their family. "Little Fockers" is the sequel to the film "Meet The Fockers" and introduces the youngest and newest members of the sanity challenged family.

"Little Fockers" has its funny moments, but is grossly inappropriate for a film with children among its stars. Speaking of gross, as I’ve used variants of the word three times already, said brand of humor involving bodily fluids is not cute. It is stomach turning and could have been left out of the film. Uncle Jack’s bathroom incident could have been left on the cutting floor as well, in light of the kid factor in the film.

http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/little_fockers.htm

Monday, May 30, 2011

Obama's Internet Intimidator Sure Chose A Funny Name


Barack Obama

Due to the forthcoming 2012 election, U.S. President, Barack Obama, recently appointed, Jesse Lee, as a internet media representative, to tackle unflattering stories on the blogs and social networking sites, in open contradiction to the First Amendment of the United States Constitution.

Jesse Lee posing with his wife (he looks stoned)

Lee opened a Twitter page and proceeded to tweet a not so cute picture of the "Terminator" from the famous film series, proclaiming this is who he shall be to bloggers that write negative stories about the president. Bring it!

Dude had the gall to tweet a picture of Nancy Pelosi, I mean, the Terminator, trying to scare people

But correct me if I'm wrong, didn't the Terminator get his butt handed to him, when he was unceremoniously dropped in a big vat of boiling hot lava in the first sequel, which pretty much toasted him and put an abrupt and fiery end to his illegal stalking. Just checking. This is going to be easier than I thought (figuratively speaking).

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Monday, May 23, 2011

Megan Fox Wants To Play "Carrie" But Didn't She Already...

Megan Fox

This week, fired "Transformers" actress, Megan Fox, expressed an interest in playing the lead role in a newly announced remake of the grotesque, bloody film "Carrie." However, didn't you do that already. In 2009, the Judiciary Report stated, "Jennifer’s Body" is a big rip off of "Carrie" ("Jennifer's Body" Is A "Carrie" Reboot). The Judiciary Report also predicted "Jennifer's Body" would flop and months later it did (Megan Fox’s Macabre Movie Bombs). Not to mention, the screenwriter, Diablo Cody, later admitted being a big fan of the film that initiated Fox’s career slide.

Lindsay Lohan

Hollywood troublemaker Lindsay Lohan is also pursuing the lead role in the remake. Could it be because she is actually crazy like "Carrie." My bad, "Carrie" was crazy, but she was also sober. While most 24-year-old actresses can convincingly play teens on film, Lohan looks twice her age, so how would she pull that off.

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Saturday, May 21, 2011

Hollywood Glamorizes The Mafia At Kids Expense

The Sopranos

Hollywood and its component, the music industry, are known for having their financial feet in mafia coffers, as they have funded a number of tinseltown and record label projects. As a result, over the years, they have and continue to, glamorize the violent, brutal and unethical lifestyle of the mafia, as though it is something to be proud of, when it is not. Hollywood and the music industry have done this at the expense of impressionable teens and kids, which deserves the strongest rebuke and denunciation.

Shows such as the "Sopranos" and movies like "Scarface" "Goodfellas" and the forthcoming "Gotti" biopic, glorify violence, hate, misogyny, promiscuous sex and thievery. A number of music albums have done the same. Youth, whose minds are like sponges, take in this so-called entertainment and attempt to emulate it to their detriment. However, it is not cool when they get killed or arrested for trying to behave like a criminal character on television or wax.

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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Booed At Cannes Film Festival

Somewhere Jennifer Aniston Is Smiling

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Atheist, Angelina Jolie and her now unbelieving sex partner, Brad Pitt, who was once a Baptist that believed in Jesus, were loudly booed at the glamorous Cannes Film Festival in picturesque France, where the couple went to premiere his film "The Tree Of Life."

In the Bible, God instructed Adam and Eve not to eat the fruit (apple) from the "Tree Of Good and Evil" also in the garden with the "Tree of Life" ...and they did, which initiated the fall of man. Critics so disliked Pitt's film, which is Hollywood's twisted take and unbelieving view on the faith and life, they booed the adulterous actor and his partner.

It's one thing to decide you do not believe in God anymore, but what about your six children. Why teach them to be faithless. What if the Bible is true (which I whole heartedly believe it is). What will that mean for your children's souls, when they later depart this earth and have to face God on the other side.

You should care more about your children's spiritual wellbeing and their souls, than to saddle them with your unbelief. On the current path you are on as parents, they will not thank you for it in the afterlife. You owe your children more than that.

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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Note To Megan Fox: Stop Playing With Your Face

Megan Fox in 2009

For over a year, the Judiciary Report, has been warning Megan Fox to stop tweaking her face with plastic surgery. Her initial nose job before her "Transformers" debut in 2007, was great, but the rest of the cosmetic surgery she's had done since, is making her look older than her age and plastic.

Megan Fox in 2011 Armani Ad

Some proof of that can be seen in the fact, Fox is no longer dominating best looking lists online and in magazines, as she once did and people are publicly commenting on the plastic surgery work that has gone too far. Fox is beautiful and didn't need all that work done.

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Sunday, May 1, 2011

Movie Review: Fair Game

Title: Fair Game

Year Of Release: 2010

Review Date: April 30, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 108 minutes

Box Office Gross: $24,188,922

Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars

"Fair Game" is the biopic of CIA spy, Valerie Plame and her husband, U.S. Ambassador, Joseph C. Wilson. It is based on Plame's book "Fair Game: My Life as a Spy, My Betrayal by the White House." And betrayed she was, as the corrupt Bush Administration vengefully outed her as a spy, endangering her life, because they were upset at Wilson's report stating there are no nuclear weapons in Iraq.

The movie explores the time frame leading up to former U.S. President George W. Bush’s illegal invasion of Iraq, which was based on the deceitful premise that dictator Saddam Hussein, had obtained and was about to use Weapons of Mass Destruction against the world. Prior to the war, Wilson was sent on a mission to ascertain the truth and when he debunked said claims, the Bush Administration, who only invaded Iraq to steal oil, grew enraged.

Due to lack of self-control and being power obsessed, the Bush Administration vengefully exposed Plame as a spy, which could have gotten her killed by terrorists. Those were bad times for America, because people watched disheartened as the White House broke the law, then used a presidential pardon to get away with it.

A judge also unjustly dismissed Plame's lawsuit against Bush & co, which was the wrong thing to do under the circumstances. However, things did not pan out for Bush , as his presidency devolved into abject failure and disgrace. Bush and Cheney set in motion events that would bankrupt America and destroy the government's name in the world.

The film "Fair Game" had good special efx and sets, but the acting was not as strong as it could have been. Had the film been done in a different way, more people would have filled theaters to view it, as it is a good story worth telling.

Movie Review: How Do You Know



Title:
How Do You Know

Year Of Release: 2010

Review Date: April 30, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 116 minutes

Box Office Gross: $47,707,151

Site Rating: 1 out of 10 stars

"How Do You Know" stars Reese Witherspoon as a baseball player and Olympic athlete, who is dropped from the national team, much to her distress. She begins dating a womanizing baseball player in Washington, DC, who she unwisely moves in with, without the benefit of a marriage.

Disasters comes next, as she realizes how selfish he can be. During the fighting, she continually confides in an executive she met, who is in legal hot water, thanks to his unscrupulous dad. I found this film very difficult to watch. No, not cause I’m dumb, because I’m not, but because the movie is quite tedious.

The well-known names starring in this film, Jack Nicholson and Reese Witherspoon, could not bring butts into movie theatres to see this disaster on celluloid and there is a reason for that. It is not a good or entertaining movie. Actually, it’s quite irritating. Seriously, this movie was bad.

The only thing funny and interesting about this film is Sony spent $120,000,000 to make the movie and only made $47,707,151 of that money back (and that's before taxes). Comedy indeed.

Movie Review: Freaky Friday

Title: Freaky Friday

Year Of Release: 2003

Review Date: April 30, 2011

Rating: PG

Running time: 97 minutes

Box Office Gross: $160,846,332

Site Rating: 1 out of 10 stars

The pilfered premise of the 2003 movie "Freaky Friday" stars Jamie Lee Curtis and now disgraced actress, Lindsay Lohan, as a parent and child, who switch bodies for a short time, due to a magical Chinese fortune cookie.

"Freaky Friday" is based on the 1976 book of the same name. The movie is a rip off of the 1987 film "Like Father, Like Son" starring Kirk Cameron and the late Dudley Moore, which is also based on the 1976 "Freaky Friday" book. However, elements not present in the book, were taken from the 1987 film and included in the 2003 retelling.

Ironically, both films and the 1976 book "Freaky Friday" are awfully similar to the 1882 novel "Vice Versa" which spawned the 1988 film of the same name, starring Fred Savage and Judge Reinhold.

The "Freaky Friday" film comes across as weak and superficial, due to whiny over-actor Lindsay Lohan. How someone went from being the girl next door, to the girl next door if the house next door is a brothel, is anyone’s guess. Lohan must remember those days and cry, as it was the beginning of her downward spiral.



Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Wouldn't It Be Funny If Megan Fox Crashed The Transformers 3 Premiere

I Only Write That Because I Care (Grin)

Megan Fox: I could totally stab her with my stiletto

Wouldn't it be funny if Megan Fox crashed the "Transformers 3" movie premiere after being fired as the star of the films. Seriously, show of hands, who wouldn't want to see that. It would be hilarious to witness Fox pulling a Britney Spears, ranting, raving and flipping out, whilst yelling at her replacement Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Hehe, I still have your job...and your clothes (costumes)

However, the film series' director, Michael Bay, will probably have a lot of security at the event, scuppering what would be pure hilarity and hits for bloggers. $20 to the first guard that let's Megan past security at the premiere (yea, I'm rich like that).

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Saturday, April 16, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Connected To The Mafia

...But Victoria Gotti Still Doesn't Want Her Playing Her In Forthcoming Film

Lindsay Lohan

Dysfunctional former child star, Lindsay Lohan, claims she is connected to the family of notorious Mafioso, John Gotti. Well, from all the boosting she does of people's jewelry, clothes and commercial products, one would think so.

Lindsay Lohan and Victoria Gotti

Lohan says she has known the Gotti family for many years. She stated in an interview, "My dad was in jail with the grandfather." Did she mean the godfather? Why didn't she just call the man by his name "The Teflon Don." Well, that was until the government made their case stick.

Lindsay Lohan

In other news, Victoria Gotti stated it is a lie that she wants Lohan to play her in the forthcoming biopic on her dad. Who in their right mind would want Lohan to play them given her behavior over the past few years. It would detract from the film. Furthermore, wasn't there already a movie on John Gotti.

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