Doesn't Lady Gaga Look Like ...

...A Canine In This Picture

Lady Gaga (left) A Dog (right)

I saw a stand up special on TV years ago and during the show, comedian Sinbad, remarked that getting too much weave in one's hair, can can make a person look like a German Shepherd. When I saw the above posted photo of Lady Gaga recently, I understood exactly what he meant. Gaga's drug dealer must have been late.

(dog photo courtesy of bhaven)

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When Weaves Attack

The Lindsay Lohan Edition

Lindsay Lohan (do you know how much money she probably paid for that pineapple weave)

Hollywood troublemaker, Lindsay Lohan, who is being shunned in tinseltown over her terrible antics, is also being shunned by her weave. The former actress was photographed in public, sporting a weave that would make Britney Spears proud. It was not cute. (It looks as if her weave is attacking her. Still, this would be an upgrade for Britney.

That's right - cover that face for wearing that bad weave!

After years of abusing her body, Lohan's hair began falling out at the ripe old age of 22, leading to the use of extensive extensions. While hair loss can happen to people of all ages, who take care of themselves, but due to a medical condition or stress, shedding occurs, Lohan is not one of those folks.

I don't care what anyone says, Britney's weavist must be stopped!

Anorexia, drug abuse, alcoholism, excessive and frequent hair bleaching and bad extensions, have ravaged her hair. Lohan is pushing for no job and no hair to round off her regimen of self-inflicted damage.

I can't just write about white people, because Beyonce is the queen of bad black weaves. Many a horse have died for Beyonce's crazy creations.

Side Bar: Why is it women all over the world can go to hair salons and for less than $100 come out with spectacular looking weaves. Yet celebrities like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan spend thousands and look like a kid's science project gone wrong.

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Beyonce And Jay-Z Fighting Over Rihanna

Jay-Z and Rihanna

Reports have surfaced regarding discord within the Beyonce and Jay-Z camp, regarding the singer stripper, Rihanna, having signed to the rapper's bootleg management company Roc Nation. Coincidentally, Roc Nation is facing several lawsuits for everything from trademark to copyright infringement.

Beyonce And Jay-Z

Singer yodeler and weave veteran, Beyonce, is jealous over the attention younger Rihanna has received and is resentful of the fact she has been sleeping with her husband Jay-Z. It's amazing to see that these two women have become very competitive over Jay-Z and music, why I don't know, as he's not exactly Denzel Washington, now is he.

Jay-Z

Seriously, he is a proven womanbeater, brags about having sold drugs to the community, openly idolizes devil worshiper Aleister Crowley, robs his employees out of their wages prompting lawsuits, is unintelligent and bears a passing resemblance to Joe Camel.

Jay-Z

It's clear Beyonce and Rihanna's weaves are too tight and it's affecting their brains. Seriously, when I heard about them fighting over Jay-Z, I thought to myself, Beyonce must take a sedative before she goes to bed next to him at night.

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