Showing posts with label plastic surgery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label plastic surgery. Show all posts

Friday, June 24, 2011

Kim Kardashian's Butt X-Ray Shows Foreign Mass

Butt Fail! Betrayed By The X-Ray

Kim Kardashian x-ray

In an attempt to disprove the statements of people claiming she's had plastic surgery, in the form of butt implants, among other things, reality TV star, Kim Kardashian, had an x-ray done of her butt, as alleged proof she is all natural and enhancement free. However, a number of blogs spotted an irregularity in the x-ray (dark mass shown in the photo above).

The x-ray betrayed her somewhat, by revealing a lumpy foreign mass in her backside and no I'm not talking about poo. The soft tissue in the upper portion of her derriere, seems to reveal a foreign substance. Sorry, Kim, the x-rays did more harm than good to your silicone free claims. There's no ifs, ands or butts about it.

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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Tamar Braxton Defends Her Plastic Surgery

Toni Braxton and Tamar Braxton

During the recently televised "Braxton Family Values" reunion show, Wendy Williams asked Tamar how she felt about blogs stating she had plastic surgery. The Judiciary Report was the first to make this claim regarding Tamar. A few weeks later, Tamar spoke openly about it in an interview, confirming the Judiciary Report's claims she had plastic surgery.

However, on the reunion show this week, she stated a blog said she looks like Michael Jackson and the Jacksons, due to the plastic surgery. The Judiciary Report was the site that stated this as well. Tamar said she likes the Jacksons and is fine with looking like them.

"Braxton Family Values"

As usual, she was being dramatic. However, liking them has nothing to do with it. The fact of the matter is, when plastic surgery goes wrong, it can have negative effects. Furthermore, c'mon now, Michael was gluing on his nose after a while (joking).

Seriously, the repeated surgeries had destroyed the structure of his nose and kept eroding in a line and exposing the implant the surgeon placed to create a pointy, pencil thin nose. He constantly covered his face with surgical masks for this reason. How can that be a good thing. There's nothing wrong with plastic surgery, but it should never be obvious.

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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Would You Pay A Plastic Surgeon To Do This To Your Face


Mad-onna

It is abundantly clear, Madonna's plastic surgeon has her off for something. He is clearly holding a grudge, because every time the thieving pop tart goes under the knife, she comes out looking stranger than before. At this point, her face looks like a deranged puppet, which cannot be better than wrinkles.

She has the worst plastic surgery of any celebrity in Hollywood. Barbie has less plastic in her face. It's just deserts for stealing from starving, poor people in Africa to fund her lavish lifestyle. The one thing she wants she has been unsuccessful in buying - youth - because she has aged so poorly, unlike many of her contemporaries in Hollywood.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Madonna Plans New Plastic Surgery As Guy Ritchie Seeks To Marry Girlfriend Half Her Age


Madonna

Now that her ex-husband, Guy Ritchie, has moved on from sick, scheming, so-called singer, Madonna, taken up with a woman half her age that he has impregnated, Jacqui Ainsley, the neurotic pop star has become more plastic surgery obsessed than ever. Her gossiping pals have been laughing behind her back in Hollywood, regarding word of her latest planned surgeries she has been bragging about.

However, the general public and all self-respecting optometrists, should file a class action lawsuit against Madonna’s plastic surgeon, for the terrible work he has done on her. If he lifts her face any higher, her nose is going to be on her forehead. Her cheeks have been lifted so high and far apart, they are practically touching her ears. Ironically, Madonna, who has been known to perversely mimic other women, has been trying to look like Ainsley.

Guy Ritchie and Jacqui Ainsley

Ritchie is just happy to be away from Madonna, as he sacrificed his youth in marrying a terrible, misery shrew that obsessively controlled every facet of his life. He’s no saint either, having married Madonna for her connections and what he wanted her to do for his film career. He has been sued for everything he has ever made, after pilfering it from other filmmakers.

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Friday, May 6, 2011

Toni Braxton's Family Cries Upon Learning Of Her Potentially Fatal Illness


"Braxton Family Values"

This week's episode of "Braxton Family Values" features Toni Braxton revealing a number of problems, from illness to money issues, both evoking tears from her sisters. Over a dinner in Los Angeles, Braxton broke it to her family that she has the potentially fatal disease Lupus.

Some of her family members were not aware of her diagnosis, namely sister Tamar Braxton, who began crying. The life expectancy of Lupus sufferers is 10-20 years after the initial diagnosis, if detected early. However, due to medical advances, some are living beyond that time frame.

Tamar Braxton

Ironically, a week ago, the Judiciary Report stated "Physically Ill Toni Braxton Antagonized By Her Jealous Sister On Reality Show." This week Tamar said she felt "selfish" about having nagged a sick person to go places, now that she knows Toni's lupus and angina diagnosis.

Another issue that brought tears on the reality show had to do with finances. Toni and Tamar, confronted Trina, over a champagne lunch, regarding her charging the Grammy Award winning singer to do background vocals for her on stage. Toni broke down crying, insisting Trina is the only sister doing this to her and she doesn't enjoy fighting with them. Trina started crying as well. Braxton has experienced a host of financial problems, leading to her filing bankruptcy twice in ten years.

Toni Braxton upon hearing Tamar's house rules

Tamar's unusual behavior was out in full force again, as she invited the family to her home in Los Angeles that she shares with record executive, Vincent Herbert, who signed Lady Gaga to a record deal. Her house rules were strange, childish and unkind, ordering her sisters to bathe and wash their hands before sitting on her furniture that Herbert bought. Not very hospitable and very nouveau riche.

On this week's episode, Tamar, took her mom Evelyn to get Botox shots, when the woman didn't need them. The Judiciary Report also stated a week ago that Tamar Braxton had cosmetic work done ("Physically Ill Toni Braxton Antagonized By Her Jealous Sister On Reality Show"). This week she admitted she loves plastic surgery. I still think her old nose looked better.

Plastic surgery addict, Tamar, demanding Traci get a makeover, her mom Botox and Toni a spray tan. Ok, then.

Tamar even called her sister Traci ghetto and in need of a makeover and finishing school (when Tamar needed it the most). She stated her sister Traci acts like, "She was raised by a pack of rats...hoodrats."

However, what took the cake is Tamar taking Toni tanning. Yes, black people tanning. How redundant. The white people that run the tanning salon were trying to be polite, but clearly had a collective brain freeze at this development. As a result, Toni's beautiful brown skin was turned orange like a Tropicana orange juice box. Orange skin does not flatter anyone, black or white.

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Thursday, May 5, 2011

Report: Bristol Palin Had Plastic Surgery

Bristol Palin before (right) and after (left)

Bristol Palin, the young daughter of politician, Sarah Palin, has premiered a slightly new face in public, leading some to speculate she had plastic surgery. It appears so, as her once cherubic face is more slim line and her nose looks more contoured.

Bristol Palin before (left) and after (right)

Palin's plastic surgeon has contoured her face too much, but hopefully she will grow into it shortly, as the face settles into the cosmetic surgery a bit more.

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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Note To Megan Fox: Stop Playing With Your Face

Megan Fox in 2009

For over a year, the Judiciary Report, has been warning Megan Fox to stop tweaking her face with plastic surgery. Her initial nose job before her "Transformers" debut in 2007, was great, but the rest of the cosmetic surgery she's had done since, is making her look older than her age and plastic.

Megan Fox in 2011 Armani Ad

Some proof of that can be seen in the fact, Fox is no longer dominating best looking lists online and in magazines, as she once did and people are publicly commenting on the plastic surgery work that has gone too far. Fox is beautiful and didn't need all that work done.

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Thursday, April 21, 2011

Barack Obama: I’m Getting Old


Stress is prematurely aging Barack Obama (But he still looks younger than Dorian Gray Lindsay Lohan)

During a speech to potential campaign donors, U.S. President, Barack Obama, let the audience in on a little secret - he's aging. Obama stated, “I don’t look that young anymore. I’m grayer, I have bags under my eyes...some of the excitement of something entirely new is not going to be there, and I’ve got some dents and dings in the fender."

Some say you are only as old as you feel. However, I metaphorically say, you're only as old as you look (and what your birth certificate says). You really thought I wouldn't slip a birth certificate joke into an article about Obama. You don't know me very well, do you.

Seriously, Obama can go the route some have in dying his gray hairs, getting Botox, fillers and plastic surgery, but at the end of the day, most people do not take politicians seriously if it is obvious they've had cosmetic work done. Discretion is key.

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Thursday, April 14, 2011

Lady Gaga Lies About Not Having Plastic Surgery


Lady Gaga

Over the top singer, Lady Gaga stated she has never had plastic surgery. However, before and after photos on the internet, indicate she has had work done. Particularly on her schnoze. Gaga's honker got a whole lot smaller after her first royalty check came in.

She had a Michael Jackson nose, you know, in his jheri curl days. Jackson said the nose job helped him breathe better. Well of course, he took the whole nose off for the holes to get fresh air. I'm just kidding.

Why is girlfriend lying about plastic surgery, which is so common in Hollywood. That's the reason why so many people in Hollywood look alike (black and white). They go to the same surgeons, who have the same vision of what beauty is, which sometimes equals plastic. Loads of it. As a result, everyone ends up getting the same nose, cheeks, breasts and butt (from a catalogue).

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