Showing posts with label Kim Kardashian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kim Kardashian. Show all posts

Friday, June 24, 2011

Kim Kardashian's Butt X-Ray Shows Foreign Mass

Butt Fail! Betrayed By The X-Ray

Kim Kardashian x-ray

In an attempt to disprove the statements of people claiming she's had plastic surgery, in the form of butt implants, among other things, reality TV star, Kim Kardashian, had an x-ray done of her butt, as alleged proof she is all natural and enhancement free. However, a number of blogs spotted an irregularity in the x-ray (dark mass shown in the photo above).

The x-ray betrayed her somewhat, by revealing a lumpy foreign mass in her backside and no I'm not talking about poo. The soft tissue in the upper portion of her derriere, seems to reveal a foreign substance. Sorry, Kim, the x-rays did more harm than good to your silicone free claims. There's no ifs, ands or butts about it.

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Monday, June 13, 2011

Bret Lockett Back Tracks On Kim Kardashian Sex Claims

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

New England Patriot football player, Bret Lockett, is backtracking on public claims of an affair with reality star Kim Kardashian. Lockett is now stating they did not have sex, but insists Kardashian sent him racy photos and text messages, during her engagement to NBA basketball player, Kris Humphries.

Bret Lockett

Kardashian threatened legal action when Lockett began making his claims, leading many to state she cheated on her fiancé. Lockett maintains he does have proof of the unfaithful conduct, but has not made the photos and text messages public, as of the time of this writing.

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Thursday, June 9, 2011

Newsflash: Kim Kardashian Got Caught With Another Brother


Kim Kardashian accused of cheating on her fiancé

Reality star, Kim Kardashian, got caught with another chocolate man again (you know the Judiciary Report likes to joke about that). Kardashian, 30, who is engaged to tall, attractive NBA basketball player, Kris Humphries, 26, is on the receiving end of cheating allegations, by New England Patriot footballer, Bret Lockett.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

Lockett, a tall, muscular, rippling chocolate man, has accused Kardashian of cheating on Humphries with him, during the time of their engagement. Hush your mouth - but do tell! His interview with InTouch revealed some details of what he is alleging, but not everything.

Bret Lockett

In response to the aforementioned claims, Kardashian has threatened to sue Lockett, who basically told her to bring it. Lockett stated he has photos and text messages proving Kardashian cheated with him. However, he has not made them public.

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Sunday, April 24, 2011

Your Granny Cut The Internet


Hayastan Shakarian (Girlfriend, back away from the saw, like, yesterday). Kim Kardashian if she lives to be 75 and doesn't have a freak Botox and butt pad accident

75-year-old Armenian, Hayastan Shakarian, accidentally cut a fiber optic cable that supplied her Georgian village, Armazi, with the internet. Can you imagine if it were your grandmother that made the blunder and all the kids in the neighborhood knew she was the reason they can't play their favorite video games online (haha). Can you say "Shady Pines." Poor old lady. Everybody should give her a break (not literally). I have to be specific, because kids today will kick your butt.

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Georgian pensioner devastated after 'cutting Internet'

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Is Looking Old

Lindsay Lohan and Victoria Gotti

At a press conference for the planned John Gotti biopic, to feature the life of the late mafioso, Hollywood train wreck Lindsay Lohan, 24, stood next to the mobster's daughter, Victoria Gotti, 48 and managed to look the same age. Another reason you should not do drugs, children.

Lindsay Lohan

Thus far, Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian are reportedly going to be cast in the movie, which is already hurting its credibility and the first frame of film hasn't even been shot yet, pardon the pun. Kardashian can't act and Lohan forgot how to, due to drugs depleting her brain cells.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Kim Kardashian Wants To Be A Forensic Investigator...

If She Quits Reality Shows

Kim Kardashian

Reality TV star and walking butt, Kim Kardashian, stated if she were not on television, painfully trying to act, she would be, "A crime scene investigator (forensic investigator) or if not a make up artist." Ok, Kim, spell "forensic investigator." I'll give you a head start. It's spelled "forensic investigator."

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