Showing posts with label lunatic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lunatic. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Madonna Plans New Plastic Surgery As Guy Ritchie Seeks To Marry Girlfriend Half Her Age


Madonna

Now that her ex-husband, Guy Ritchie, has moved on from sick, scheming, so-called singer, Madonna, taken up with a woman half her age that he has impregnated, Jacqui Ainsley, the neurotic pop star has become more plastic surgery obsessed than ever. Her gossiping pals have been laughing behind her back in Hollywood, regarding word of her latest planned surgeries she has been bragging about.

However, the general public and all self-respecting optometrists, should file a class action lawsuit against Madonna’s plastic surgeon, for the terrible work he has done on her. If he lifts her face any higher, her nose is going to be on her forehead. Her cheeks have been lifted so high and far apart, they are practically touching her ears. Ironically, Madonna, who has been known to perversely mimic other women, has been trying to look like Ainsley.

Guy Ritchie and Jacqui Ainsley

Ritchie is just happy to be away from Madonna, as he sacrificed his youth in marrying a terrible, misery shrew that obsessively controlled every facet of his life. He’s no saint either, having married Madonna for her connections and what he wanted her to do for his film career. He has been sued for everything he has ever made, after pilfering it from other filmmakers.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Why Is Lindsay Lohan Partying Like It's 1999

"Milk Meth Does Not Do A Body Good"

Lindsay Lohan (right) and underage sister Ali (left), who she is a terrible influence on

Former actress, Lindsay Lohan, is wearing out the pavement in New York, partying up a storm. Paparazzi she tipped off, have followed her to several night clubs and bars all while she is on probation. She is trying to "party like it's 1999" and there is no tomorrow, which would be a really dumb way to go.

What happened to becoming responsible and getting her life in order. Responsible people do not party everyday and linger in watering holes, staring a alcohol like they want to marry it. Take your freckled backside home and play scrabble for a change, you little Kabbalah witch.

Didn't the judge say Lohan wasn't supposed to go places that serve alcohol as their main product, yet she has done just that. Man, if I were the D.A. in Lohan's case, I'd be sitting in my office with a smoothie, reggae CD on, desk emptier than Lindsay's brain, throwing darts at the wall, laughing at how easy that chick is making my job.

In all seriousness, isn't it embarrassing for her to go from starring in studio films, to relying on tipping off paparazzi for income. She keeps sabotaging herself, like she doesn't want to get her life on track.

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