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Title: The Tourist Year Of Release: 2010 Review Date: May 31, 2011 Rating: PG-13 Running time: 98 minutes Box Office Gross: $292,902,012 Site Rating: 3 out of 10 stars "The Tourist" starring Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp, is a film about a spy spooling a tourist into her lies and he willingly going after her. Spoiler Alert: However, the tourist is not what he appears to be on the surface, in his quest to follow her. The film was somewhat entertaining and amusing in part, but bland and unadventurous. Depp and Jolie did not have a significant amount of chemistry on film, despite rumors she was trying to sleep with him, much to his girlfriend’s anger. Their onscreen chemistry was passable, but not spectacular. Jolie had more onscreen chemistry with Brad Pitt in the 2005 film "Mr. And Mrs. Smith" but that was because she was actually having sex with him, whilst he was still married to actress, Jennifer Aniston. Jolie was grinning in that movie something awful and shortly after, the world found out exactly why. She had unethically destroyed his marriage of five years and was pregnant with his child. |
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Movie Review - The Tourist
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Brad Pitt Better Watch Angelina Jolie Around The New Bodyguard
Zahara Jolie Pitt, Brad Pitt, Pax Jolie Pitt and the new bodyguard (Photo Credit: Barcroft/Fame)
Considering the fact actress, Angelina Jolie, is not exactly a faithful person when it comes to sexual relationships, having broken up the marriage of Jennifer Aniston and her ex-husband actor Brad Pitt, the latter better be careful he doesn't get the same treatment from her, he dished out to his ex-wife.
Shiloh Jolie Pitt (yes, that's a girl, but with the way her mom dresses her...) Angelina Jolie and Maddox Jolie Pitt (Photo Credit: Barcroft/Fame)
A rather hunky bodyguard was seen protecting the Jolie-Pitt family, at the premiere of her latest flick "Kung Fu Panda 2" (the film's predecessor offended China). Is Pitt really secure in his relationship with equally promiscuous partner Jolie - enough to trust her around a guy that looks like that.
There's the bodyguard again to the far right
With Jolie's penchant for being a maneater, having a much younger, muscular, good looking bodyguard around, could lead to her pulling a Whitney Houston like in that movie (*cough* and pulling the bodyguard). You're welcome, Brad.
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Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Booed At Cannes Film Festival
Somewhere Jennifer Aniston Is Smiling
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Atheist, Angelina Jolie and her now unbelieving sex partner, Brad Pitt, who was once a Baptist that believed in Jesus, were loudly booed at the glamorous Cannes Film Festival in picturesque France, where the couple went to premiere his film "The Tree Of Life."
In the Bible, God instructed Adam and Eve not to eat the fruit (apple) from the "Tree Of Good and Evil" also in the garden with the "Tree of Life" ...and they did, which initiated the fall of man. Critics so disliked Pitt's film, which is Hollywood's twisted take and unbelieving view on the faith and life, they booed the adulterous actor and his partner.
It's one thing to decide you do not believe in God anymore, but what about your six children. Why teach them to be faithless. What if the Bible is true (which I whole heartedly believe it is). What will that mean for your children's souls, when they later depart this earth and have to face God on the other side.
You should care more about your children's spiritual wellbeing and their souls, than to saddle them with your unbelief. On the current path you are on as parents, they will not thank you for it in the afterlife. You owe your children more than that.
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Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Take The Kids For A Grumpy Stroll
The Jolie-Pitts Looking Like Life Is The Pits
The Rainbow Coalition, uh, I mean the Jolie-Pitts, went out for a walk and were photographed by the paparazzi. Actress, Angelina Jolie and actor, Brad Pitt, went for a stroll with their 500 children, none of whom look happy to be photographed. Can you blame them.
They really are growing up quite fast. The youngest, Vivienne (left), always looks so distressed and scared. Poor thing. It's heartbreaking. In closing, here's hoping Shiloh (second from the left), who is a little girl, will not grow up confused, after being dressed like a boy for years.
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