A Majority Of Americans Feel They Were Better Off Before President Obama

Barack Obama

In another stunning wake up call from the populace, polls indicate, Americans overwhelmingly feel there were financially better off 2 and a 1/2 years ago, before Barack Obama took office as President of the United States. Polls also reflect the Republican party are ahead of Obama and his fellow Democrats, in the lead up to the 2012 election.

Let this be a lesson to all current and future heads of state, you cannot spend your way out of debt and into prosperity. You also cannot spend away your global lead through reckless financial decisions, as it will lead to poverty and financial collapse. Moderation is always best. Success it is gained and maintained through hard work, sacrifice and prudence.

RELATED ARTICLE

Gallup Poll: Any Republican Would Beat Obama If The Presidential Election Was Held Today

STORY SOURCE

Poll: More Americans Say They Are Worse Off Than Before Obama Took Office

As Obama talks war, Americans see economic gloom: 66% wrong track and only 23 sense recovery

Poll: Americans Worse Than When Obama Inaugurated

Bloomberg poll finds Americans pessimistic about economy

Japanese Scientists Create Edible Doo Doo Steaks

When I think science, I have inspiring thoughts of diseases being cured. Not people making burgers out of poo. However, Japanese scientists have done just that. They've synthesized excrement, making steak out of doo doo. I'm at a loss for words. A "turd burger." Really, now. I've heard of pooh sticks, not poo steaks.

I'm all for recycling, but not like this. I think I'll pass on this one. I would also hate to be on the marketing team trying to come up with the ad plans for it. And to think people are complaining about Ronald McDonald, when this was looming.

Most people have had a few meals in their lifetime and left the table figuratively thinking it tasted like doo-doo. But for the first time, they would not be exaggerating. I don't know how anyone could swallow such a thing, when in the back of their mind, they knew where it came from (the back of their butt). What's for dessert? toilet paper?

Side Bar: On a somewhat related note, did you know it was discovered, Al Qaeda members found out if you eat your poop, you'll die (yes, geniuses, I know). To avoid torture, this became an option for them when Dick Cheney was Vice President and George W. Bush was in charge.

Selena Gomez's Actress Friend Admits To Being In Love With Her Boyfriend Justin Bieber

Uh Oh!

Justin Bieber: so you like the Bieber, huh...

Actress Lucy Hale, 21, is a friend of Disney star, Selena Gomez, 18. This week, Hale admitted having a crush on 17-year-old singer, Justin Bieber, who has been dating Gomez for nearly a year. I knew it! On April 18, 2011, the Judiciary Report wrote regarding Hale, who said a fan of Bieber's mistook her for Gomez, "Tell the truth Lucy. You saw Gomez and jumped her for her phone, because you wanted to call Justin Bieber."

Lucy Hale: Why yes, I do!

This month, Hale gushingly stated of the Bieber in Seventeen magazine, "I loved the Justin Bieber movie! His whole story is fascinating to me. Beforehand, I didn't understand how he got so huge so fast. I knew he was talented and obviously he's adorable. But after seeing the movie, I was crying and singing his songs. You couldn't walk away from that movie without falling in love with him."

Selena Gomez: talk to the hand Hale!

Read that last line, Selena. Lucy is in love with Justin. Don't take that from her - punch her in the face (joking). You know Hale is counting the days until Bieber is legal (age 18). Now that the truth is out, will Gomez wonder if Hale will pursue Bieber. In other news, Gomez said of Bieber this week "He is such a dork!" You better change the word "dork" to "darling" really quickly, with other girls like Hale making their feelings for him known.

RELATED ARTICLES

Actress Attacked By Girl That Thought She Was Justin Bieber's Girlfriend

Justin Bieber: My Fans Think Something Bad Happened To Me When I'm Not On Twitter (Video)

Selena Gomez "Hurt" By Justin Bieber's Fan Comments

Selena Gomez Disses Justin Bieber Fans

Toni Braxton Takes A Dig At Evelyn Lozada

Singer Toni Braxton, 42, took a dig at reality TV star Evelyn Lozada of VH-1's "Basketball Wives" during a dinner interview. Braxton, who launched her own reality show this week entitled " Braxton Family Values" stated she is trying to update her career.

"Braxton Family Values"

To do so, she has decided to be "more 2011" and as such, decided to do the program for the We Network, allowing her fans more access to her life. She also stated she is pondering retirement, but has not decided yet.

Toni Braxton

Braxton then stated, "They tell me what's next is to take pictures of my boobies and put them on my phone" and release them wait for them to leak, as in the case of Lozada, whose chest ended up on the internet. Considering Lozada's temper, this may not end well.

Tamar Braxton

Braxton also stated, "Sometimes in your family you don't like each other, but you have to learn to get along." Hmm I wonder who she was talking about. Could it be Tamar Braxton, the sister on "Braxton Family Values" that seemed to upset everyone the most.

Evelyn Lozada

In other news, Tamar Braxton has stated, she has calmed down since filming the reality show with her sisters. Apparently, after watching the finished product, she realized how unkind and abrasive she came off and without provocation.

RELATED ARTICLES

Braxton Family Values Hits A Sour Note

Toni Braxton Files For Bankruptcy Again

Evelyn Lozada Returns To Basketball Wives

Is Shaunie O'Neal Jealous Of "Basketball Wives" Co-Star Evelyn Lozada

Evelyn Lozada To Basketball Wives: Show Me The Money

Has "Basketball Wives" Topped "The Real Housewives Of Atlanta"

"Basketball Wives" Season Finale Ends With A Beating

Kirstie Alley - The Xenu Is With You

Scientology 0, Bloggers 3,234,717

Kirstie Alley Chokes On "Dancing With The Stars"...Again

Apparently, Kirstie Alley, the Xenu believing Scientologist, had another mishap on the television dance competition "Dancing With The Stars." Last week, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, took one for Mother Russia, as he and dance partner Alley collapsed in the middle of their routine...crashing to the floor....on national television...during a show seen by millions.

The Chokeage From Last Week

This week, Maks tossed Alley across the dance floor like a boomerang, only she didn't come back like she was supposed to. Where was Kirstie, you ask? Well, she slid forward, but her shoe simply said "no" and broke like Lindsay Lohan in a field of weed (no, weed, not weeds).

Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovskiy

As Maks spun around, like a graceful Russian swan, he noticed Kirstie on the floor, feverishly trying to fix her shoe that had flown off, like they were in the middle of the decompressed cabin of a 747. He simply grinned (you know the kind of grin where you can see all of a person's teeth) and you could sort of tell he was thinking "Payback for last week, witch!"

Of course, me being the sensitive and caring blogger I am, laughed and laughed and laughed (like last week when they fell). Never let it be said I'm unsympathetic to other people's problems. Next week, I fully expect Kirstie to land in the bandstand.

RELATED ARTICLE

Lady GaGa Goes Down Harder On Stage Than Maks On DWTS

Lady GaGa Goes Down Harder On Stage Than Maks On DWTS

Eccentric singer, Lady GaGa, decided to get acrobatic, by unwisely standing on her piano stool, whilst performing in concert, only to find out the hard way, it was not a good idea. GaGa, real name, Stefani Germanotta, went down harder than Maks on "Dancing With The Stars" last week. On the way down, GaGa hit her knee, butt, back and head...hard. As if she didn't have enough brain damage already. Uh, I mean, get well soon.

RELATED ARTICLES

Why Does Lady GaGa Think This Is Pretty

Justin Bieber Mocks Lady Gaga

Charlie Sheen's Torpedo Of Truth Tour Is Bombing

Charlie Lost His Sheen (And His Mind)

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen's aptly titled tour "Torpedo Of Truth" was, well, torpedoed, bombing in Detroit, Michigan. It's bad enough the city of Detroit is facing record unemployment and urban decay. Now they were being asked to sit through the unfunny antics of a schizophrenic Hollywood actor, who blew the biggest job in showbiz, by getting fired from his $2,000,000 per episode job at "Two And A Half Men." Well, Detroit wasn't having it (or Sheen for that matter).

The crowd began booing Sheen and his crazy sideshow. The boos were rounded off by a massive walkout...while Sheen was still on stage performing. This is not "winning." What I want to know is, were people really expecting a good show, considering how insane the actor's behavior has become. Were they just curious or did they not take into account, there was no professional writer scripting Sheen's lines, which are fit for a loony bin.

STORY SOURCE

Charlie Sheen show bombs‎

RELATED ARTICLE

Police Called When Charlie Sheen Threatens To Kill Himself With A Gun