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  • lahiribaba
    03-09 11:31 PM
    Looks like
    April 2008 - 01 oct 2001
    April 2009 - 01 Nov 2001
    April 2010 - 01 Dec 2001

    and so on...

    We will def get our GC this century if we are lucky

    Well at least if you get to live that long your kids will be happy that you got your GC before you said goodbye to this world.. "Dad's last wish fulfilled" :p





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  • chanduv23
    01-18 11:39 AM
    Same thing happened to me, was driving on Adirondocks and there was a border post 100 miles well within the border. The border security agents asked us for passports and we did not have , all we had was our driver lisences and they did not want to accept it. They took us aside and we waited for 15 min, they verified us in their system and for some reason my info was old whereas my wife's was latest , then they asked me who my employer is and searched and found my latest info, they gave me a printout of the law that states that all non US citizens must carry passports and immigration documents all times and if we don't do it, we can be sentenced to jail or a $100 fine.





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  • svr_76
    02-19 02:34 PM
    There are dozens of security agencies involved with handling crime..The generic statement in the bill is to allow that - Drugs administration, Narcotics, Child-abuse etc etc....

    Think! if this bill cannot be used to bring undoc workers into legal status, why would anyone come up with such a bill...This is the Latino caucus pushing to gain vote for 2012. And you thought ppl here care for legal immigrants? If the bill was not meant for undoc workers they could have just used the word "Legal " wherever they are using immigrant or alien but they have carefully kept the legal word out.


    So there will be another July-01 but this time 12-20 millions application packets will have to be delivered. Any guess on the order of processing of these applications?





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  • MDix
    03-10 02:22 PM
    If you feel good by giving red then pls do it, but that doesn't change what's coming in your way.

    This is turning out to be TRUE.

    Past week, I made this comment and some people made fun of it. But, it's turning out to be true. They are now fully focusing on EB3 and I think they will continue to do untill they finish all Eb3. Once they reached last quarter then they will make EB2-I/C current and distribute those spill-over visas across EB. They don't have to make EB3-ROW current to give some spill-over to EB3-I. What ever will be left at the end of quarter will be spilled across EB's.


    I am expecting lot of REDs on this one.

    Thanks,
    MDix



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  • logiclife
    01-30 03:14 PM
    1. Pay H1 costs (including petition and attorney fees)
    2. Pay payroll taxes for my wife from Oct 1, 2007 if she manages to get an H1 but is not able to begin working on a project.
    3. Refund of H1 costs after completing 6 months on project.

    1. Asking employees to pay for H1 costs is not legal. It would be in violations of CFR.

    2. That is also illegal. Employer cannot ask employee to pay for payroll taxes that the employer owes IRS, and too, when you are not even working. It would be an attempt to cover-up the violation of immigration law: Not paying on bench. The only alternative to all that is cancelling her H1 if she cannot find project and if they cannot pay her, but that again would cost money. Damn its too expensive to operate a business legally obeying every friggin law.

    3. If you are paying for H1 (which is really not legal) what would you refund them?

    So whether you want to tell them "Go to hell" depends on how much you want the job and how much bending/breaking of law can you do.





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  • ramus
    07-06 03:13 PM
    New members and old non contributing members who were questioning why we need fund if we not going for law-suit, I wish now they will understand with the recent development that why we need money.. Because of IV we are having our voice heard. Just think where you could be and who will listen to you if there is no IV..

    I hope new members will come forward and old members will come out of dark and will contribute..
    Thanks.



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  • pointlesswait
    07-11 02:29 PM
    i think this move is temp...it will move back..before oct 2008!!


    I think all the unused EB1 and EB2-ROW visa number trickles down to EB2 - India/China and thats the main reason for a big jump in EB2-India cut off dates.





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  • gandalf_gray
    05-28 07:36 PM
    Hi,
    I'm on L1B for Company A.
    My visa, Petition, I-94 are expiring this September.
    I was about to begin L1-B Extension.

    Now I got news from company B that my H1B petition has been selected in Lottery..
    (this is for COS from my L1B to H1B).

    Can I go ahead with L1B extension work ?
    I do not want to do this, if it will affect the H1 Petition approval.

    Please help. Thanks.:confused:

    Sorry, I think I posted in wrong place.

    I'm on L1B for Company A.
    My visa, Petition, I-94 are expiring this September.
    I was about to begin L1-B Extension.

    Now I got news from company B that my H1B petition has been selected in Lottery..
    (this is for COS from my L1B to H1B).

    Can I go ahead with L1B extension work ?
    I do not want to do this, if it will affect the H1 Petition approval.

    Please help. Thanks.



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  • sbabunle
    01-01 10:36 AM
    Does this mean a person with EAD has some risk moving to another job even after 6 months if old employer revokes I140?


    There is no problem, but the only thing is that USCIS may not honor your original Priority Date.





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  • singhsa3
    07-28 12:31 PM
    Hello All,
    Very interesting thread. instead of focusing on our mission of this forum we are focussing on all the ways to destroy it. Good work guys, keep it up!



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  • vdlrao
    07-19 12:11 AM
    We need a realistic estimate of how many applications are pending with PD in 2004. Another thing to bear in mind is the conversion from EB3->EB2. That is also going to hinder the movement of EB2. There are a lot of people trying to use that route.

    Yes there would be definetely jumpings from EB3 India to EB2 India. But having allotment of 10 times more of VISA numbers for EB2 India, I presume time is very near by for EB2 India to be current.





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  • whitecollarslave
    01-18 08:06 PM
    By law, you are not suppose to make copies of an official US document.

    Where did you get this information from?



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  • GCVivek
    03-21 02:42 PM
    UMA001,

    Your case may be sad and I understand your frustration but the fact that you joined the company ONLY FOR GC is itself ILLEGAL. You should have known this was coming. There is no legal standing for them to sponsor your GC without having a job for you (needing your services) AFTER you are granted GC.

    This is simply the truth!

    -Vivek

    Mayhemt,

    Please dont talk without knowing the truth.
    I joined the company only for green card, I was a consultant for them before I became full time. They told me this 'We will sponsor green card, will you become full time' I said if you do green card I will join. But they did not keep their promise. Thatis give and take. They already gained from their investment, Thats y they dont want to sponsor anymore. They do green card for what we do for 6 years not for sticking with them for 20+ years.
    if I was in my company shoes , I would not take the documents, drag for 2.5 years and say 'We found candidates' . I would have either said in 6 months sorry we cant do or file green card.One need to have honesty. If I am that smart likemy employer I would ve started a company already and firing H1 guys left n right





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  • zuhail
    03-11 08:58 PM
    By the way there is a thread where it is mentioned that the spill over to EB2 and EB3 still works the same.
    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?p=325657

    This would mean that there would be no significant movement in EB2 and EB3 India numbers.

    Time is RIGHT NOW to introduce a bill for recapturing Visa Numbers.
    Thanks de2002 for The NyTimes Editorial. ( I only wish this had also come from WSJ).

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/03/opinion/03fri2.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=legal%20immigration&st=cse



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  • rayoflight
    05-27 01:46 PM
    Is it legal to make photocopies of your passport in the US? They dont do it in FEDEX Kinkos etc., Ofcourse you can print it in your house.





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  • mallu
    04-24 09:34 PM
    Hi

    After long haul of almost 5 years , today I got the approval email for my 485 filed in June - 2007.I guess my wife's case should be approved soon.Last when spoke to TCS IO , I was told that biometrics is needed in my case but still they can approve & later send me the notice. I guess only after that I might get the physical card.

    Had anyone experienced this scenario ?
    Anyways I want to thank everyone on this forum,immigration portals, folks & every other support that I have got in this long process.

    I will always be there for everyone on this forum or in any other way I can help to every legal immigrant who is waiting for the Green Card.

    Thanks a lot

    Priority date - 05/2003
    140 approved - 10/2006 from TSC
    485,131,765 RD-6/04/2007 at TSC, notices received - 06/07/2007
    CA, EB2
    Wife's case returned due to some error,send it again & received on 06/17/2007 as per Fedex
    Wife's case RD- 7/10/2007
    I131,I765 approved for both -Nov 2007
    I485 approval mail - 04/24/08 - Myself
    Waiting for spouse approval, physical Cards

    Congrats ! Good to know that TSC is picking up India EB2 cases for approval ( whatever be the random order they have ).





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  • mmrao2007
    07-14 05:15 PM
    May be you can submit AC 21 now. Just a wild guess





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  • sujith1
    11-22 01:39 PM
    I see a lot of posts here which talks about no salary increase and no change in position. I assume this is due to the employer and not due to the immigration process started.

    If the employer is willing there is nothing that stops the employer from giving you salary increases or changing your position while you wait to get your GC.

    This is what I thought but the posts here sometimes lead me to believe that if you get a salary increase while waiting for your GC your process will be hampered.





    spatial
    01-18 11:46 AM
    We need at least 1000 members signing up for the monthly contributions in a month. I am sure we can do that. We have 8000 members and it should be easy. Till now we have only 100 signups
    Thanks IV core group. Signed up for $20/month. Please continue your efforts.

    I am from Chinese community and registered IV just a couple of week ago. There was no email message to me regarding this movement, and some other registerd users may encounter the same situation. You may need to resend them. Only when I opened IV website yesterday did I know this recurring program and current situation. I am assuming IV is the only group who are pushing to get the I-485 relief for high skilled workers with advanced degree. There are MANY MANY Chinese in the same situation but I guess there might not have so many Chinese in IV. IV core group may think of some better way to reach more Chinese or other people. Basically, we are on the same boat for the same direction. Better to concentrate all resources to reach one goal. I would suggest IV to setup a seperate Chinese (and Hispanic) contribution page to diverse the culture background of IV members.

    Subscription Payment Sent (ID #2PX91085T34540611)
    In reference to:S-19881018DS353430X





    godbole_sanjaya
    01-17 08:33 AM
    Hello All,
    How about flashing the total contribution so far and the amount pending to make the target on the home-page?

    Hopefull, this might be inspiring.