Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Rihanna Embarrasses Herself On Twitter By Falsely Claiming Concert Is Sold Out

When Twitter Attacks

Rihanna

So-called singer, Rihanna, made a massive blunder on Twitter this week that left the internet in hysterics. Rihanna's "Loud" tour has been suffering from poor sales. She retweeted the comments of a fan, "StarsGoneMad" who proclaimed Rihanna’s Minneapolis, Minnesota concert was sold out one hour after the tickets went on sale.

In response to the news, Rihanna excitedly wrote "Minneapolis stand up!" No, Rihanna sit down. Bloggers began checking Ticketmaster, only to find out the show is not sold out in any measure, as loads of seats are still available.

Years ago, the Judiciary Report and its sister site, the Sound Off Column, used to do that to clown another lip syncing liar, Madonna. Untalented artists’ egos always get to the stage, pardon the pun, that they cannot deal with failure and lie as a result.

Rihanna is going to be performing to the ushers and concession stand people. Look for a major Rihanna ticket giveaway to radio stations, schools, homeless people, small animals…

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